by Anonymous October 5, 2003
Get the cockblocker mug.someone who the facebook poster does not know very well or like very much. By commenting, this annoying person will prevent the friends of the poster on commenting for fear of the situation becoming awkward between them and the blocker.
1. I wanted to comment on your statuses, but that status cockblocker michael feels the need to comment on every single one.
2. I do not know steve that well, and I can't comment on any of your statuses because that status cockblocker keeps beating me to it.
2. I do not know steve that well, and I can't comment on any of your statuses because that status cockblocker keeps beating me to it.
by dpolotsky March 14, 2010
Get the status cockblocker mug.When you can't date, or have sex, with someone because they're the friend of someone you dated, or had sex with. Most commonly experienced when one wants to date one of an ex's friends, but they can't, because they're the friend of their ex.
"-I wanna date Jenny, but she's my ex's best friend, so I can't.
-You my friend, have been cockblocked by association."
-You my friend, have been cockblocked by association."
by DarkwingMotherfuckinDuck March 20, 2010
Get the Cockblocked By Association mug.A person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn't get laid. Unlike the cockblocker who may do so once in awhile. Captain Cockblocker is always there to ensure one doesn't get any action.
by Lumandi23 December 21, 2008
Get the Captain CockBlocker mug.Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?
Minette: *scoffs, walks away*
Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!
Minette: *scoffs, walks away*
Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!
by Cartography, the wise June 5, 2019
Get the Clock-Blocked mug.I had plenty to do tonight, but I got clock-blocked at the copy machine and left later than a motha-fucka, son-bitch.
by bizzk October 17, 2008
Get the clock-blocked mug.by twouptwodown December 21, 2008
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