put it on the clock 

To put it on the scale (usually drugs).

Example: That's 1g yo. I put it on the clock!

put it on the clock by Catmac821 January 24, 2016

cock it off 

verb. To blow something off, fuck it off, to intentionally not do something important.

"Do the job, don't cock it off."

cock it off by B. Briggs December 15, 2008

Click it Down 

closing up shop sexually, to cease and desist sexual behaviors

Girl, you don't want to do what i did, you don't want to have no baby at 14. What you need to do is CLICK IT DOWN!

Click it Down by clickitdown December 6, 2006

Cock It 

To Mess Something Up Or To Do It Wrong

Shaun Of The Dead
"Ahhhh cock it!"

Cock It by Skapunkmonk September 19, 2004

cock it up 

to fuck up, botch, turn into a clusterfuck (British)

Thom Yorke of Radiohead prefaced a live performance of the song 'Fog', comparing it to the studio version: "...this is a better version of it...unless I cock it up, in which case, it's not"

cock it up by fux0red February 20, 2009

cock it 

cock it really means fuck it but if u don't want to use fuck it use cock it.

Shaun of the dead
Ed(while playing a pinball game) "ah cock it"

cock it by Meredith March 15, 2005

Sock it & Cock it

Procedure used by those who prefer their partners not to sound like Maria Sharapova in bed, whereby a sock is placed in the partner's mouth to muffle the sound

"Andy placed his sock in Diane's mouth before taking Mr Winkey for a tour of Pleasuretown - Thereby carrying out a text book 'sock it & cock it'."

Sock it & Cock it by Simon Clayden September 22, 2007