Clobber-Waffle

A way of calling someone stupid, or an idiot.

He is such a Clobber-Waffle!

by Harleigh James May 7, 2020

clobber the clown

male masturbation; a handjob

"I stuck my head in and caught him clobberin his clown."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

Clobber (ClobberClobber)

a very epic gamer

Joe: Clobber (ClobberClobber) is very epic

Deez: yes

by ClobberClobber May 30, 2021

clobber-knocker

A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.

Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.

by Matt October 31, 2004

clobber the kleenex

Having a sexual affair with klenex brand tissue.

by Scotty May 21, 2003

Meat Clobbers

Swollen hands that are so swoll you cant even see the soup can you're holding.

Dude i went to the Dr and he said I have Carpel Tunnel . My hands are swoll as fuck and everyone is calling me meat clobbers!

by Bozoshreadz October 5, 2016

clit clobberer

a male who is extremely good at stimulating the clit with his fingers or tongue, therefore "clobbering" it. usually a male with a lot of sexual expirence.

Dude, shane's a clit clobberer. He rocked that clit all night long.

by young jared allen #29 June 7, 2010