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Climate cuck

A person who is willing to give away their money and their rights to corrupt politicians because of "climate change".
Person A: "We have no time left! We need to raise taxes and give up our right to own and drive a car"
Person B: "You are such a climate cuck"
by ClintHerald January 27, 2020
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Clematis

pronounced /ˈklɛmətɨs/, from Ancient Greek klematis, a climbing plant, often periwinkle is a genus of mostly vigorous climbing lianas, with attractive flowers. When the pollen of this beautiful flower is snorted it can cause hallucinogenic effects.

Clematis is also known in the drug world and on the streets as "Vitamin C".

Vitamin C, or "the C", is a substance that affects the brain chemistry of the user: causing euphoria, the need to please guests, talking loudly, alertness in the face, increased energy, and the need to win party games.
"Pass me that Vitamin C", "I gotta get some Vitamin C, YO", "I hear Clematis is beautiful this time of year."
by vtamnClover May 25, 2009
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Climate

Although commonly understood as the current goings on in weather, the 'climate' actually refers to the social situation:

Ie. what we're doing next, where we're going, who's in the situation, or what the vibe or situation is like in the situation your talking about.
This word is usually used in a situation where there isn't much to talk about other than the 'climate'
Cimply put, the climate is the situation
So, what's the climate like at McDonald's

So, what do you think of this climate
What's the climate lookin' like
by situational awareness May 1, 2018
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Climate change

Change of climate, a change in global or regional climate patterns. attributed largely to the increased levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide produced by the use of fossil fuels.
bob: If climate change doesn't stop 4/20/69 won't happen!

climate change: *Stops*
by crack head 64 September 26, 2019
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Climate change

Trees being clear cut for development, farming, or any other purpose isn't climate change, it's just simply people that don't think they have enough dollar signs (developers especially). It's people that don't think they're part of the problem, they have a more positive view of themselves (though they don't see their view of themselves as narcissistic).
As long as people see dollar signs where a family of trees stands, trees are endangered. The kinds of people that clear cut them aren't going to respect them any time soon, they're more concerned about the respect they think they will get once they make money out of the trees (as money does come from paper, which comes from trees). The trees are the underdogs, not the people. Climate change is a fictional way of thinking, a way for humans to say they're in control of everything in the environment.
by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021
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climaticly fucked

when you can not reach the climax of anything or its just an epic fail
me and my boyfriend had sex last night and he failed i think im climaticly fucked because of him.
by sirjer July 1, 2009
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Climate Overcompensation Syndrome

noun, Psychoanalysis.

1. a pronounced striving to neutralize and conceal the effect of extreme climate on one's person by substituting for it with opposite behaviors.

Examples include wearing shorts in the middle of winter in Minnesota or drinking hot cocoa on a 60 degree day in Florida. This can also include remarks such as, "40 below really isn't that cold in Fargo" or "100 degrees is quite comfortable; we don't have the humidity here in Tucson."
Mark's severe Climate Overcompensation Syndrome led him to shopping for a parka after he felt unprepared for the 50 degree morning in we had last week here in Miami.
by CLL April 23, 2016
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