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The Click Splinter

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter
I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is
by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011
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jacking to that chick's keyboard

When a guy finds a nerdy girl attractive.
Well Lisa is so smart and independent. You know all sorts of simps are jacking to that chick's keyboard.

Donald and Margot were married for 3 years. But then Margot found out Donald was jacking to that chick's keyboard and she left him and took the house.
by Saison Xiang February 26, 2023
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clean someone's clock

I am about ready to clean someone's clock.
by Light Joker April 27, 2006
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Click Your Stick

Performing a crude sexual act, especially teabagging.

Derived from the Xbox, where clicking your left joystick often makes you crouch, and on many online games, perhaps most notably Halo, people would teabag their fallen opponents by "clicking their stick" while standing on the corpse.
man 1: what did you do last night
man 2: dude my girlfriend totally let me click my stick on her!

click your stick
by Lord Damon Achuine March 8, 2009
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Clink clink let's have a drink

''Clink clink let's have a drink'' is mentioned by Jess and Gabriel Conte in their vlogs when they are about to have a drink. First mentioned in their video called ''IS OUR HONEYMOON PHASE OVER? ADVICE Q&A'' on their channel Jess and Gabriel. Conteam forever!!
Jess: ''Our drinks are ready babe''
Gabe: ''Oh thanks!''
Both: ''Clink clink let's have a drink''
by karolixo March 20, 2020
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Flavor Flav's Clock

At one point Chuck D was wearing stop watches around his neck which was popular at that time. At one point someone brought in some large clocks and Flavor was told he should try to dress like Chuck D. So Flavor Flav put the large clock around his neck, so folks would really know what time it is.

So now Flavor Flav's clock is a tradition which makes us think. What time is it, really.
by PoJamie January 11, 2012
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two 40's chick

a two 40's chick is a girl that you have to drink two full forty ounces worth of beer for you to consider her to be attractive enough to get with.
after a night of hard drinking rob woke up in bed next to a two 40's chick. ah fuck!
by g-ring July 31, 2007
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