Clobbahlogy

The study and science of clobberin’ that there Kirby

“It’s time to take a lesson in Clobbahlogy”

by SniperPug February 10, 2019

Cribbage

Noun:
Ejaculatory fluid

Verb:
1. To engage in passionate sexual intercourse, often ending in (2).
2. To ejaculate on a sexual partner's face.

I totally cribbaged all over that slut's face last night. She was just dripping with cribbage.

by B_Rich October 21, 2009

Climbapotamus

A mythological hippopotamus-type creature that can scale walls and buildings as well as clamber over any obstacles in it's path. Although 'sightings' are rare, the climbapotamus is said to cuddle it's prey to death, a process taking anything between 5 minutes and an hour.

Scott: Doug, you'll never believe it! i just watched Giles being cuddled to death by a climbapotamus!
Doug: yeah right, they're mythological!

by scottbox November 6, 2009

Clitbait

is a pejorative term describing an item with impressive features mainly used by men to lure women into sexual intercourse.

B: Hey T, great new car you have there. Must be a perfect clitbait!
T: Yeah, I hope so.
G: I am sure it is, because it's big and black.
C: You definitely gonna get lucky with it.

by Bruce Tee December 18, 2015

Clibbling

The expert art of cunnilingus involving the ability to nibble the clitoris bringing the female partner to a amazing and lengthy orgasms.

He was an expert cunnilinguist with the ability to clibble for long periods of time bringing her to a cum or orgasm so hard she would grab his head and pull him into her for more clibbling.

by Uncle Procter March 27, 2011

cribbace

Slang for crib, which is slang for house.

Wanna come to my cribbace tonite and look at my baseball card collection?

by daveyblanco September 3, 2011

cribbashankagaggles

when you take the metal piece( or shank) out of a cribbage board and shank the Sam "Gaggles" Gagnon.

Sam annoyed me so I decided to cribbashankagaggles.

by ferugo April 16, 2009