The Clemens

Injecting your junk with a shot of lidocane, waiting for numbness.. then taking a whack.

Named in honor of lidocane using pitcher roger clemens

Lucas was tired of his young girlfriend toddette not giving him any, so he decided to give himself the clemens.

by zeus111 February 27, 2008

Clemens

Clemens are often very loyal. People named clemens are always there for you, when you need them in your life. Those kind of people are very cute and look like a teddy bear with their brown eyes. If you don't have any money you need to go shopping with a Clemens because they are extremely generous and will buy you everything you want. Clemenses are always optimistic but sometimes a bit too much so that it could be annoying. They always search for the good thing in a bad story. They are extremely polite, but act sometimes like a fuckboy, but in general everybody needs a Clemens in his/her life because they are very nice, handsome and generous.

girl 1: wow did you see this guy with the 2 girls over there, who is buying everything the want ?

girl 2: DAAAAMN, this is definitely a CLEMENS !!

by ilikeclemenses January 2, 2017

Clemens

Clemens is probably the best dick you are ever going to get. No further explanation needed.

"I can't come to brunch today, I can't walk."
"What happened?"
"His name was Clemens..."

by Nox:tune March 16, 2018

clemens

someone with a lot of CAKE

friend 1: i saw a boy with so much cake
friend 2: oh was his name clemens?
friend 1: how did you know?

by soccermom123 October 20, 2019

Clemens

Ein kleiner Knecht der keine Chancen bei Linda hat

Junge das ist so ein clemens

by Kleinerknecht May 20, 2020

CLEMENSSEXY

If you know a Clemens fuck him you will defenetly enjoy ir

Is he the famous Clemens he is so Clemenssexy OMG he needs to be fucked

by Tbonesssss January 8, 2021

Clemens

Clemens is clean and sexy. He is a definition for god. He is good in sports and all people love him.

Clemens=👑👑

by penismannsex November 21, 2021