jake and cleetus

best *"friends"* forever!!1

"have u seen the jake and cleetus fan fics?"
"ya theyre so gud"

by bakingrabbits November 17, 2020

Dr. Cleetus

A man who loves to commit feetus DELETUS and owns a laboratory of yeetus to commit these acts

Dr. Cleetus: O, laboratory of yeetus, commit feetus DELETUS!

by FireBlazeInferno April 27, 2021

Yeetus CLEETUS

A ryhme often used to represent the YouTube channel flamingo.

Person 1: YEETUS CLEETUS YOUR LEGS ARE DELETUS
Person 2: nooo :sob:

Yo wassup. Yeetus CLEETUS, your teeth are deletus.

by Propoopermitsy February 9, 2021

YEETUS CLEETUS DELETUS

What every annoying roblox user says

Normal person: hey watched that video by-
The annoying kid: YEETUS CLEETUS DELETUS HAHAHAHAHHAhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA SO FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!!!!

by damn the milk September 19, 2020

YEETUS THE FEETUS NAMED CLEETUS

Most likely referring to throwing a child named Cleetus so fucking hard he is deleetus.

Guy 1: Hi I have a child named Cleetus
Guy 2: YEETUS THE FEETUS NAMED CLEETUS
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: *yeets the child*

by spaghetti_cheetos December 18, 2020

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.

you are going to make me Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus you!

by TychonChosha898 November 8, 2021

Cleetus

A hot rodeo cowboy man.

Cleetus has caused some troubles in the past, like shooting his son 3 times with a shotgun. Besides all that he’s a great man! He has met with myths before, sadly most of them made fun of him for being FAT. He has also ran away from his mother when he was very young. He’s been divorced at least 2-3 times. xD

by UglyEyeballs May 27, 2020