bacon cleanse

A diet consisting of only bacon. Usually only done when one has given up on their life.

When John's definition on Urban Dictionary didn't get any likes he decided to go on a bacon cleanse}

by 1000101001001010001 August 15, 2017

Monkeysphere Cleanse

When you take a moment to remove ex-friends from your social networking friend list.

Dude, I've got way too many randoms on my Facebook Friend List. Time to do a Monkeysphere Cleanse!

by websheep March 13, 2009

ethnic cleanse

Having your car cleaned at a hand car wash staffed largely by members of an ethnic minority.

My car's filthy. I'm going to take it into town for an ethnic cleanse.

by rossmcf July 20, 2011

Dick cleanse

The act of refraining from sexual activities for an allotted amount of time, turning off your hoe, to regain self respect and faith in your hoe status.

I can't suck your dick, Zach, I'm on the dick cleanse.

by Weedo August 2, 2017

redneck cleanse

Diarrhea

I ate a bad biscuit last night and today I am doing a redneck cleanse.

by EV780 May 19, 2016

Cleansing Fart

When someone releases a fart immediately following defecation and while still seated on the toilet. The cleansing fart often produces a pleasing feeling while simultaneously assisting the additional and final release of fecal material still trapped in the colon.

I love my morning shit, since, for whatever reason, it’s usually followed by the best cleansing fart.

by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019

Turkish Cleanse

A Turkish cleanse is the act of drinking coffee while simultaneously sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

"I start every work from home day with a nice Turkish Cleanse, it's part of my daily routine."

by principalMazer July 1, 2021