Clay Disease

Clay disease is a virus that causes some of the coolest dudes to turn to pure shit. It is quite serious and has many negative effects. Clay disease can be airborne, as well as contracted through physical and mental contact. Some symptoms of Clay Disease are as followed:

Pigeon Neck
White specks on hands
Retardation
Rejection
Constipation
Extreme acne
Poor
Bad logic skills
Failure
Socially retarded
Cant spell
Dyslexia
Ashy toes
Lack of friends
Booty diggers
Dirty room
Sex addiction
Twitchy
Stalker Swag
Midget thumbs
Obsessive masturbation
Pot addiction
Small bladder
Desperation
Sweating excessively
Anal sores
Small dick
Swollen ass cheeks

If you show signs of Clay disease, consult a cool person IMMEDIATELY! Clay disease is serious, and can even be fatal.... kinda. Lets just say you'll be bald, lonely, and a loser.

Lee: ehmagod! did u see robert? he totally has Clay Disease! and how uncool is that? i mean now hes bald and ugly!

Emily: IKR!

Alex: AHAHAHAHAH.... oh no guys..... specks! WHITE SPECKS! GET ME A COOL PERSON FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!

by totallyhot December 31, 2010

Clay Rhymes with Gay

Clay rhymes with gay so it is in fact true with out a doubt. Only use when clay is acting like a Baby Back Bitch.

Clay: you’re mom gay
Daniel: Well clay rhymes with gay so it’s true
Clay:( uncontrollable crying, then complains about his sore ass)

by NotZacNelson November 19, 2018

Clamborn

A really big boy with no scruples, love black men, semen, and disgusting pugs. Devoid of all emotion, needs constant praise, and loves to be thought of as better than others.

God, he ain't got no scroat. Such a Clamborn! Calvin!!

by Sculdugerous Rascal September 1, 2021

clamburger

A vagina, specifically when viewed from behind in the doggy-style position.

The presence of her awaiting clamburger made Chuck drool with delight.

by Ryan A. Burke February 28, 2008

Clay

God at Minecraft. Gives great advice. Clay's are amazing at videogames, talking to people and being funny. Clay's will also never hesitate to call you out on your bullshit. Cute as hell and gets lots of girls. I want a Clay in my life 24/7.

Erica: I'm in love with Clay. I can't believe a guy who plays Minecraft can be sympathetic as hell.

by NotaSunflower April 21, 2019

clay aiken

closeted homosexual.

Be proud to be gay. Don't be a clay aiken.

by bonitas October 21, 2008

Clay Matthews

A linebacker for the Green Bay Packers. After only two seasons of professional playing, he has been selected to the Pro-Bowl twice. Wearing #52, Matthews is known for his ability to completely destroy opposing quarterbacks and consume their souls, a practice frequently referred to as a claymaker. Also very muscular and considered extremely attractive.

When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Clay Matthews.

by PTP1 January 20, 2011