A part of a sentence that is used to convey a negative feeling about something (usually Beyonce). Most often preceded by a short, almost nonexistant positive phrase. Over 84% of bullshit clauses hold no real logical merit.
I love Beyonce, but she's overrated.
I think Beyonce's a good singer, she just seems fake.
Beyonce is my favorite performer, but she'll never be as big as Britney.
Snappy positive phrase, bullshit clause.
I think Beyonce's a good singer, she just seems fake.
Beyonce is my favorite performer, but she'll never be as big as Britney.
Snappy positive phrase, bullshit clause.
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A term used to describe when an italian makes a bet, knowing they will lose, 'greases' their way out of there side of the agreement. Like an invisible fine print only the wop grease can reveal.
"oooooh, Migalooch used the Wop-Clause to back out of our bet when i fully won!"
"check that greasers contract for a Wop-Clause!"
Tony says "Ohh Johnny, you just got WOP-CLAUSED!"
Johnny says " wop-clause? what do you mean?"
Tony says " Well Johnny, a Wop-Clause is when a wop
makes a bs excuse that was never agreed
upon in the first place just to get out of his
side of the agreement, thats what a
"WOP-CLAUSE" is!
Johnny says "Freakin' Greasballs!!!!"
Tony Says "The Fonz would never do that"
"check that greasers contract for a Wop-Clause!"
Tony says "Ohh Johnny, you just got WOP-CLAUSED!"
Johnny says " wop-clause? what do you mean?"
Tony says " Well Johnny, a Wop-Clause is when a wop
makes a bs excuse that was never agreed
upon in the first place just to get out of his
side of the agreement, thats what a
"WOP-CLAUSE" is!
Johnny says "Freakin' Greasballs!!!!"
Tony Says "The Fonz would never do that"
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by Casey Bh20town September 30, 2009
Get the Tiger Clause mug.1. coined as the act of waiting till the last day of a cruise to fuck someone cause you know you'll never see them again.
2. a term implemented whenever you bang someone you'll never have to see again.
2. a term implemented whenever you bang someone you'll never have to see again.
1. I almost came home from the cruise dry, so enacted the cruise-clause and got wet with some strange on the way home.
3. they were leaving anyway, so I cruise-claused them both.
3. they were leaving anyway, so I cruise-claused them both.
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