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bullshit clause

A part of a sentence that is used to convey a negative feeling about something (usually Beyonce). Most often preceded by a short, almost nonexistant positive phrase. Over 84% of bullshit clauses hold no real logical merit.
I love Beyonce, but she's overrated.

I think Beyonce's a good singer, she just seems fake.

Beyonce is my favorite performer, but she'll never be as big as Britney.

Snappy positive phrase, bullshit clause.
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Zaphod Clause

Important precondition for attaining the role of chief of the executive wing of government, not least in the United States. More or less quote/unquote, "You can't become President with an entire brain." From the movie of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Al Gore and John Kerry almost made it, but they were both scuppered by the Zaphod Clause.
by Fearman August 31, 2007
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Wop-Clause

A term used to describe when an italian makes a bet, knowing they will lose, 'greases' their way out of there side of the agreement. Like an invisible fine print only the wop grease can reveal.
"oooooh, Migalooch used the Wop-Clause to back out of our bet when i fully won!"

"check that greasers contract for a Wop-Clause!"

Tony says "Ohh Johnny, you just got WOP-CLAUSED!"

Johnny says " wop-clause? what do you mean?"

Tony says " Well Johnny, a Wop-Clause is when a wop

makes a bs excuse that was never agreed

upon in the first place just to get out of his

side of the agreement, thats what a

"WOP-CLAUSE" is!

Johnny says "Freakin' Greasballs!!!!"

Tony Says "The Fonz would never do that"
by HoganCCBrianJordan November 3, 2010
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Tiger Clause

A homosexual sex act designed to mimic the mating ritual of the siberian tiger. The "top" will insert himself into the "bottom" and lay on him, completely motionless, while ferociously biting about the ear and neck of the "bottom".
"I got the tiger clause from John Doe last night and had to call out from work today."
by Casey Bh20town September 30, 2009
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cruise-clause

1. coined as the act of waiting till the last day of a cruise to fuck someone cause you know you'll never see them again.

2. a term implemented whenever you bang someone you'll never have to see again.
1. I almost came home from the cruise dry, so enacted the cruise-clause and got wet with some strange on the way home.

3. they were leaving anyway, so I cruise-claused them both.
by f'n vic February 5, 2010
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Hozayin Clause

Even if a person does not explicity break one of the rules listed here, staff members still reserve the right to punish someone for damaging the health of the chat. This can be all manner of things, and is down to individual moderator interpretation.
P1: What did Shya get banned for?
P2: The Hozayin Clause
by Harsiim June 20, 2021
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Full Santa Clause

A sex act. Like a pearl necklace, only in the shape of a beard, and on three ho's.
Bro: I did a Full Santa Clause this year!
Dude: No way!
Bro: Yea. My girlfriend left because of it.
by Pseudonymmy December 9, 2010
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