Hozayin Clause

Even if a person does not explicity break one of the rules listed here, staff members still reserve the right to punish someone for damaging the health of the chat. This can be all manner of things, and is down to individual moderator interpretation.
P1: What did Shya get banned for?
P2: The Hozayin Clause
by Harsiim June 20, 2021
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Tiger Clause

A homosexual sex act designed to mimic the mating ritual of the siberian tiger. The "top" will insert himself into the "bottom" and lay on him, completely motionless, while ferociously biting about the ear and neck of the "bottom".
"I got the tiger clause from John Doe last night and had to call out from work today."
by Casey Bh20town September 30, 2009
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Mormon Clause

Pertaining to someone who Christian- Latter-day Saints when their belief prevents them from doing something, or is the reason for their actions. Another way of saying "I can't, I'm Mormon."
I need someone down here who understands my stupid sarcasm and who would want to go get mariposa mochas without coffee due to the Mormon Clause!
by Jon Stephens February 25, 2009
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Santa Clause

Incorrect spelling of Santa Claus often used by the careless or the illiterate, possibly the result of learning to read from film titles.
'The Santa Clause' is a film starring Tim Allen.
by schooby August 22, 2006
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Cat Clause

Clause: a legal binding or document accorrding to the law.

You are legally obligated to not get up when a cat gets on your lap. You sign any responsiblities away because you have a cat on you lap. You legally can't do anything because there is a cat on your lap. "The clause states you are free to leave once the cat leaves your lap on it's own accord not your own."
"Sorry I can't get up I have Cat Clause."

"But I have Cat Clause."

"No honey I can't do this dishes, I have Cat Clause"

"Can you do it for me I have Cat Clause"
by NerdyZombie83 January 07, 2023
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pedosantafile clause

A person who is dressed as Santa Clause but is pedofile like
That old guy in the santa suit is a pedosantafile clause
by KramadevlupeS-hater December 19, 2010
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Steve Clause

Easy way of getting out of something.
"I will if Steve does"
"Damn he pull the Steve Clause again"
by FooBar=true April 12, 2018
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