A Carkin's Reach-A-Round is when you are walking through the woods with a girl on your back giving you a handjob, AKA doing it "Carkin's Style".
by Jacob Larkin November 23, 2010
Get the Carkin's Reach-A-Round mug.When an upper-classman dates a younger female at a school. "Clarkers" will usually have a string of failed relationships that only lasted for a few weeks. Those who clark usually do so because they are infamous around school and no girls in their grade want to date them, it is because of this the clarker usually takes advantage of the newer girl's ignorance pertaining to who the clarker really is.
The bigger the age difference between the clarker and the victim, the more pathetic it becomes (ie a junior dating a freshman is worse than a sophmore dating a freshman)
Someone is not clarking if they have been dating the younger girl for more than 6 months, or if they have only clarked once.
The bigger the age difference between the clarker and the victim, the more pathetic it becomes (ie a junior dating a freshman is worse than a sophmore dating a freshman)
Someone is not clarking if they have been dating the younger girl for more than 6 months, or if they have only clarked once.
Person 1: "Dude Josh was picking his nose in class again."
Person 2: "The guy who shit himself in math last year?"
Person 1: "Yeah! I heard he has another freshman girlfriend this year."
Person 2: "Probably because she doesn't know how gross he is."
Person 1: "Poor girl doesn't even realize she's a victim of clarking."
Person 2: "Wait wasn't he with Taleene last week?"
Person 2: "The guy who shit himself in math last year?"
Person 1: "Yeah! I heard he has another freshman girlfriend this year."
Person 2: "Probably because she doesn't know how gross he is."
Person 1: "Poor girl doesn't even realize she's a victim of clarking."
Person 2: "Wait wasn't he with Taleene last week?"
by Confessabear November 7, 2012
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1.Best known in J Hus' debut album (Commen Sence).
2.A UK slang word for a drive buy shooting.
3.A medicine.
2.A UK slang word for a drive buy shooting.
3.A medicine.
by JimsBobJohnson April 2, 2018
Get the Clartin mug.Mostly, clankin' tankards just means getting sloshed - most likely in a medieval setting. However, the phrase could absolutely be a euphemism for something (like getting railed in a sundress by an Hobgoblin, or getting boofed by a Bugbear).
"Avast ye! Hast thou been Clankin' Tankards at the Gasping Gander?? I can see the juices all over yer face!"
by Conrad Johansson July 11, 2023
Get the Clankin' Tankards mug.When one journies into an area that could've been explored by any man yet was previously unexplored because no man was stupid enough to do so. Typically used to describe how a fat girl loses her virginity.
"Jim I heard you took fatty Patty's virginity at the dance last night?"
"Ah man word about that got out? Yea everyone told me not to but I went Louis and Clarking"
"Ah man word about that got out? Yea everyone told me not to but I went Louis and Clarking"
by PrinceCharming69 April 18, 2014
Get the Louis and Clarking mug.The generic student at Clark University.
Likes:
Bob Marley/neon posters/Sublime/anything weed related
Sitting on the grass
Chillin'
Tea
Mason jars
Dislikes:
Shoes
Hair cuts
The man
Likes:
Bob Marley/neon posters/Sublime/anything weed related
Sitting on the grass
Chillin'
Tea
Mason jars
Dislikes:
Shoes
Hair cuts
The man
"Some white girl just told me that she understands the worlds race/social/globalization problems while holding her iPhone"
"Ah, must've been a Clarkie!"
"Ah, must've been a Clarkie!"
by iwonderwhathappenedtocindy June 11, 2009
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