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Clampt Chowder

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.
Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.
by Summerbees November 3, 2011
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Campsick

The opposite of homesick (or home-lonely; medically, you're not actually ill). Intense longing to be back at summer camp. Afflicted persons may show a variety of symptoms, including melancholy, reminiscence, and attempts to incorporate camp culture, routine, and lingo into "real world" life.

The only known cure for campsickness is to send the afflicted person back to camp. Otherwise, be patient with them. Try to distract them without making them feel as though you don't care about how they feel. Listen to their camp stories, even though you've likely heard them more times than you care to. If possible, try to incorporate their favourite camp customs into the "real world". Encourage contact with other "camp people", because they will share experiences and alleviate the feeling of being alone.
After working full-time at summer camp, many counselors missed it so much they became campsick. Most of their friends at school and work did not understand, and aggravated the feeling.
by Verdauga March 22, 2010
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Clamp God

One who’s defense is so godly the person dribbling either has to pass, lose their dribble, or get the ball stolen. Defense so godly the person dribbling gets 6 TO’s and quits the game.
What a fucking sweat
Nah he jus a clamp god
by iSxcred December 10, 2017
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Campsite rule

coined by dan savage, in relationships with a large age disparity, at the end of the relationship, the elder partner should leave the younger in "better shape than they found them". This includes no diseases, no fertilized eggs, no undue emotional trauma, and whatever education that can be provided.
i wish that my older boyfriend would have observed the campsite rule with me, now i have a broken heart and a monthly prescription for valtrex.
by busyscissors June 10, 2011
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cramps

The most shittiest thing any girl can go through.....its shit.
"Oh shit these cramps are killing me"
by cactus.200? January 2, 2017
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clamp god

You see Prettyboyfredo? He's a clamp god!
by lakereink May 26, 2016
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period cramps

When it’s that time of the month for lady’s and you get cramps that feel like somebody is kicking you in the freakin stomach repeatedly and you don’t want to do anything because your in so much pain because Mother Nature decide to give women periods and not men and if even one man says “is it that time of the month again” you want to kick him repeatedly
I have period cramps so if I leave you unread that’s why
by Thepig04 June 27, 2018
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