clam

when you are surrounded by secondhand smoke and get high as a result

1. I wasnt going to get high at the party, but they clamed me and i ended up passing out.

by c-c-c-cinnamon lips April 28, 2005

clam

the epitomy of all that is cool.

My potota is clam bam thank you ma'am... would you like to see it?

by Rod Bruce April 18, 2008

Clam on

1. When a woman becomes aroused to the point of moistening.

2. The female equivalent to a male hard on.

3. When a female is obviously wet.

Example for Def. 1

Meagan: "Do you see that guy Joe over there?

Amy: "Yes, he is awesome."
Meagan: " I know, he gives me a raging clam on"

Example for Def. 2
I have a clam on from Brumblao's lazy eye.

Example for Def. 3
Joe: "You see that girl Meagan over there?"
Tyler: "Yeah, What about her?"
Joe: "She obviously has a clam on!"

by JoeBrumblao81 December 10, 2013

The clam

The clam is feared in all countries world wide. The clam is when your parter's vagina becomes a certain age and becomes hard/crispy and dry.

Mary got THE CLAM for her birthday :'(

by SHENZILLA December 14, 2010

Clams

Nuts, testicles; most frequently used to explain situations in which a guy gets it in the balls.

Oof! Uuuggghhhh... I just got it in the clams.

by P'tainz October 6, 2010

the clam

Chlamydia, the STD transmitted through sexual intercourse,i.e. genital copulation. It is a bacterial infection that should recieve medical attention immediately and can cause numerous problems in women and men alike.

Slut 1: Oh Betty, I got the Clam!
Betty: Ahahahaha, that sucks slut.

by The Informer (for your health) December 27, 2007

clams

dollas. dolla bills y'all.

you know how much it costs a month? 800 clams beeyotch

by serpeco May 28, 2001