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clobberstomp

to throw someone to the gound and beat them with great force and step on them repeatedly. this is usually very painfull (pending on who is doing the beating) but can also be very funny under the circumstances.
"scott, dont get clobberstomped."

"daniel i will clobberstomp you."
by garco August 17, 2007
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clobber twat

someone who is acting like a big vagina
jordan was acting like such a clobber twat last night!
by abcdabcdabcd December 6, 2009
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clobber

Gonna get me some new clobber.
by KrishnaBoy December 1, 2003
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clobbermagibb

To mercilessly own a bunch of noobs in a game causing their e-peens to become flaccid.
Those guys in dota last night sucked so bad, we straight up clobbermagibbed their asses!
by Phagthas December 2, 2007
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Clubber's Confusion

A psychological and physiological state in which a person's behavior is characterized by a lack of understanding or awareness of their current situation. Clubber's Confusion occurs when a person has spent long periods in a club, and generally is most visually symptomatic when they begin to leave the club or converse with others. The symptoms are compounded by alcohol and proximity to subwoofers on the dancefloor.
Text message conversation: 1:42 AM
1) Hey boo ughh
2) Lol are you ok?
1) I'm fine.
2) Oh. Ok... I'm kinda confused. Are you drunk? Or is this clubber's confusion?
1) Ya, my friends are fine babe!
2) ... Wtf?
by Mischu22 August 14, 2010
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clubberfuck

When something is fucked beyond comprehension. Can also be used to describe an unidentified being or object which bares no resemblance to anything known to humanity.

Being a versatile word, it can additionally be used to curse.
"It's a frikken clubberfuck!"
"In the distance, right over there. The hell is that clubberfuck?!"
"Clubberfuck that duck!"
by RealFreaq April 10, 2015
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Clawbered

when one drinks a case of white claws by themselves and cant remember what happened
Bro I got so clawbered last night I heard I punched a donkey and banged a beagle after way to many white claws.
by Court51 July 27, 2019
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