citricize

verb, The ability of an application to be published on a Citrix Presentation Server.

Hey, instead of me hogging up this machine's resources, let's just citricize it!

by Dru M. August 21, 2007

catrick

the bestest person ever although slightly hyper at times & often terrifying.
only eats wotsits and aero yoghurts.
likes beds,booze and other people's money
dislikes most food,spending her own money and small children who she doesn't know
often found in a drunken state of mind this is normal it doesn't mean she has found a secret stash of vodka

Catrick: your brother looks like he'd watch owl porn
Rosie: what? that's not even real porn! let's google it

by catricklover August 11, 2009

catrice

Otherwise known as Boob

A sometimes ditsy and loud bruenette that is by definition blonde.

Catrice: Hi!!! I've missed you
Person: Hello Boob, I've missed you too.
Catrice: *Runs over, kicks her own foot and ends up breaking her toes.*

by wolfpuzzle April 4, 2008

Citrical

A play on the word critical and citrus, since lemons are citrus fruits. Only used in the song Lemon Demon by Lemon Demon.

"Oh, he's a little over citrical!"

by it's (not) lemon demon! January 28, 2021

citrineiskewl

Coolest dude of all time actually better than you!

Citrineiskewl is the best oh yeahhh

by Voidiskewl June 12, 2021

Citrix

Citrix is a well established application and virtualization company. While it may get bad reviews, these come from fuck boys or people who cant come to terms with the fact that maybe the applications they are hosting just suck. Those same people don't understand the technology and are looking for someone else to blame instead of fixing their shitty code.

Hey John... My Citrix Session just locked up again.... Why is Citrix such a piece of shit?

Well Chad... Have you ever considered your application is frozen because the application you picked and forced us to host is a piece of garbage you low level fuck boy.

Chris screams in the background.. Citrix Fo Life!!!!!

by usemorenukes February 12, 2018

citrixify

The process of modifying or altering a computer application for the purpose of publishing the application using Citrix Presentation Server. When using server based computing, many Windows applications require some registry or configuration changes in order to properly execute in that environment.

"In order to properly publish that java based application, I had to citrixify it so it would run in a seamless window."

by Jim McLean April 26, 2008