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Circumcision

Ooooooooooowwww! (from the Latin for "oooooooowwww!")
Circumcision? "Uhh...could you talk about something else? Like prison rape? Anything?" -Jim Gaffigan
by aaargh i am not a pirate April 23, 2011
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auto circumcision

the act of retracting the foreskin of the penis and keeping it retracted all the time so it appears to others to be circumcised; auto circumcision is popular among circumcision fetishists, especially some gays, who believe the circumcised penis is the most attractive; a dude who is auto circumcised looks cut to the casual observer in the locker room but still has his foreskin.
Dude 1: hey, i didnt know you're circumcised.
Dude 2: i'm not, i'm just auto circumcised because i think it looks better.
Dude 3: well, it would have been easier if your parents had just circumcised you at birth.
Dude 2: yah, but they didnt, so i just do a little auto circumcision on myself.
by Jason Corrigan June 17, 2008
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circumcision sandwich

A sandwich of which consists of the foreskin of a circumcised penis on rye bread with mayonnaise drizzled over the top.
A diet consisting of only circumcision sandwiches is more effective then the subway diet.
by Cockeyedbob December 1, 2017
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circuscision

A industry term clowns and other circus beings use when they get fired from working at a circus.

This originated when Mark Brady got fired from a circus and first used the word in a interview with hummy times magazines for a page in their paper about working as a clown in 2020.
Dude Steven I literally just got circuscised, what am I gonna do? Circuscision is tuff man.
by Rafe Chapman September 11, 2020
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Circumcision

Cutting off your foreskin to make your cock smoother
My friend Dawson is a pussy cuz he wants a circumcision
by Barney5264 January 18, 2021
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cincinnati circumcision

When you zip up too fast, and accidentally catch your penis in the zipper of your jeans or pants, causing a small piece of skin to rip away. It's most often know to happen in and around Cincinnati, Ohio, and is often accompanied by a high pitched squeal or howl.
I totally would have tried to get with her last night, but I was still healing from my Cincinnati circumcision the night before.
by JADrI February 11, 2018
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Full Circumcision

Friend 1: so, what happened?
Friend 2: So when I went to get circumcised, the guy did a Full circumcision
Friend 1:Wait, what?
Friend 2: It's when you get your whole dick chopped off
Friend 1: lmao
by SimpPrime March 14, 2020
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