CIA

1. Central intelligence Agency
2. America's Eyes and Ears
3. The people who actually tried and did their best to capture Osama Bin laden while the government was sitting on their asses and giving false information to the army and basically hanging them out to dry. The CIA actually did its best to capture Bin Laden, but couldnt because of the dipshits in Washington.

For information on the REAL CIA, read the book JAWBREAKER by GARY BERNTSEN who was actually in the CIA and tried to capture Bin Laden but was held back by his commanders who wear in the governments back pocket.

by Cowboyssuck July 7, 2010

CIA

Crack Is Addictive. thats it.

Dealer: "Well, here you go"
Junkie: "YES, thank you!"
Dealer: "Hey man remember, CIA"

by diseased sheep January 7, 2007

CIA

The reason why 9/11 happened. Partial credit also goes to al Qaeda and the FAA.

Osama, the FAA, and the CIA: Partners in Crime.

by yo mama January 7, 2007

CIA

ChildrenIsAdolescents.

Harrassed by the CIA.

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 21, 2020

CIA

1. The act of performing a job or mission with the same precision and stealthiness as the United States Central Intelligence Agency.

"Yeah I'd pull a CIA and JFK his ass."

by Exhumed May 1, 2015

CIA

Christians In Action

"Hey, 'd you hear about the latest Christians In Action intelligence fuckup?"

by Hawk January 7, 2007

CIA

Classic Italian Ass - A perfectly symmetrically ass. The butt that is most wanted by men and women. Mostly associated with young Italian women but at times, other nationalities may be included.

What a fine CIA that is!

by Unknown234 December 19, 2007