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Chuffter puppet

Main Entry: Chuff·ter pup·pet

Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\ \ˈpə-pət\
Function: noun
Etymology: alteration of Latin chufftious and Middle English popet youth, doll, from Middle French poupette, Date: 14th century

1 : The person on the receiving end of a clenched fist into the anal canal from a loved one or friend; specifically : refered to as the Chuffter Puppeteer or doer

Reference:
Chuff·ter pup·pe·teer
Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\\ˌpə-pə-ˈtir\
Function: noun
Date: circa 1923
: one who manipulates Chuffter puppets
Look at the way the person is walking, I bet he was somebody's "Chuffter puppet" last night!
by Sokin' annoyed May 23, 2010
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Chun Li

A character from the Street Fighter video games. Crazy-ass kung fu bitch whose sole purpose in life is to stick her size 9 boot far up M. Bison's ass.
And so the Lord said unto thee: "Chun Li! Thou shalt lay the royal smackdown on M. Bison's bitch ass." And Chun Li did beat the shit out of M. Bison, and it was good, and the people rejoiced.
Chun Li 3:16
by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003
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Chuffie

(Noun) The Chuffie is the patch of muff hair that extends down the inner thighs towards the knee. It has the likeness of side burns and comes in various lengths, densities and colors.
Most women trim their Chuffies on a regular, others allow them to florish in their natural environment, instead choosing to conceal the Chuff with long shorts or pants.

Uses of the word: I shaved my chuffie last week and now my thighs itch.
by Dee & Lynn & Beth February 17, 2008
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Chunface

A facial expression which scientists have discovered to have originated from the species of a Yoochun. A Chunface is specifically used when around young, innocent children and is especially evident when a Yoochun is caressing the child's legs and/or hands. The Chunface is also used when it sees it's mating partner, a Junsu, stroking a Hitsumabushi like an arpeggio. It is said that anyone incurring the wrath of a Chunface will face momentary comatose as it will try to seduce said person by convincing that his love for them is 'bigger than a gingerbread man's vitality'. It's mating partner, a Junsu, has confirmed that the quote is from a Yoochun's widely published theory of porno.

Studies have shown that a Chunface used in the presence of a Junsu will result in an extremely high-pitch dolphin-like enraged squeak that is said to cause a Yoochun to suffer from temporary hearing loss. Caution is advised.
"Say, that's a really cute, innocent child over there!"
"I feel a Chunface coming on."
by peachinlabel May 21, 2011
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Dead Chuffed

A British term which means to feel very pleased about something.
I was dead chuffed about the match results!
by blueskyes February 27, 2015
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brother chun

The term "Brother Chun" (春哥) has been widely used and abused to refer to the Chinese female singer Li, Yuchun due to her apparent androgynous appearance.

Nowadays, Brother chun is not only a real man, but also a religion.

It is commonly believed that, the true believers of Brother Chun shall never fail any course throughout their entire college life.
Believe in Brother Chun, and you shall pass all the exams!
by true_chun_believer December 13, 2010
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chuffnut

1. Noun reflecting a small nugget of excrement left between the buttocks by rushed or ineffectual wiping, thus causing continued discomfort until it is removed or becomes dislodged.

2. Noun reflecting a person whose presence causes a similar degree of irritation to that depicted in the first definition.

3. Noun reflecting a particularly posh person, educated at "one of the finer” English boarding schools, typically brought up in a mansion in the Home Counties only to spend the best part of their teens and early twenties living at the Chelsea townhouse left mostly vacant by parents who prefer the family home in the country. They can be identified most easily by their tendency to speak with an almost patronisingly nasal slant on Received Pronunciation and their apparent failure to understand anyone that doesn't do the same, regardless of class, nationality or ethnicity. Other tell-tale signs, although by no means uniform, are tailored shirts (often pink), big hair and showy, obnoxious behaviour in the men, and sunglasses (whatever the weather), ugg boots, eating disorders and peroxide blonde hair in the women.

Etymologically, it derives from the adjective chuff, meaning posh, which, in turn derives from chuffed, as in pleased with oneself, since posh English people often come off as quite smug and seem oblivious to the struggles of those who are not upper class. The suffix nut may simply have been added because of the internal rhyme and its meaning as head (ie posh-head), or, perhaps, fanatic (eg film-nut), since chuffnuts seem very much immersed in their own rather small world, often acting surprised when another chuffnut knows someone they know, when, in reality, the fact that they are a chuffnut means they could only have been to one of maybe a dozen prep schools, a further dozen boarding schools and perhaps five universities (Newcastle, Durham, Edinburgh, Leeds & Bristol currently being the worst offenders, although an elite Oxbridge contingent - from which Conservative MPs David Cameron and Boris Johnson hail - should not be entirely discounted).

N.B. It has been argued that the first two definitions could also have contributed to the third, since the blinkered conservative views nurtured by chuffnuts' sheltered existence and the afore-mentioned nasal tone with which they speak (particularly amongst female specimens, where it can manifest itself as rather shrill) can often prove somewhat irritating. However, the claim remains unsubstantiated.
1. “Remember to wipe carefully children, because this is the last service station we'll be stopping at and after eating so many cashews last night, you're liable to end up spending the rest of the journey being bothered by a chuffnut.”
2. “He had a tendency to cling to whatever party guest had yet to learn what a chuffnut he was, or at least, those too polite to tell him just to fuck off. “
3. “When did all these chuffnuts move to Battersea? I just took a walk through the park and saw 3 couples wearing matching pashminas.”
by Trudi July 2, 2008
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