Chunglet

Anyone who looks like a Justin Bieber wanabee, a 47 year old pedophile, or is named Kyle

Kyle: Hey my names Kyle

Me: You’re a fucking chunglet

by Guacamoleguy June 5, 2019

Bum chundler

Meaning either gay sex between men, puking on ones rectum, using a dildo on another mans rusty sheriffs badge, or shitting bricks

1) Man Cameron is such a bum chundler
2) Oh god, Cameron told us how he chundled all over some over guys bum!
3) Yeah, he bum chundled that guy
4) OMG dude, Cameron bum chundled all over your pillow!

by Ge15t/Unbrednoobman January 17, 2009

chancletero

Men who only produce daughters (Caribbean Spanish slang).

After I had my fourth daughter, everyone was sure I was a chancletero.

by qlad123 October 28, 2013

Chundle

1. An amalgam of unlikely leftover foodstuffs, of various consistencies, flavors, and temporal origins. The admixture is traditionally allowed to simmer for days on end as a temporizing measure to ward off the growth of viscera-eating bacteria. Of note, ingredients may be added to the chundle pot as volume-expanders, to adjust flavor, and/or impact cosmetic appearance at any point in the chundle lifespan. Chundles older than 14 days should be consumed with discretion and deference to broader public health considerations.

2. An assemblage of scooped, churned, and tumbled ingredients from disparate cuisines, preferably leftovers in the later stages of edibility.

3. (scientific) the composite solution of multiple distinct culinary ingredients, which achieves a dynamic viscosity of no less than 1000 Pascal-seconds in standard conditions according to the contemporary scientific consensus.

4. (verb) To commit an item to dissolution in a pot of chundle.

“How do ya like that chundle? We got some more downstairs in a bucket!”

"Our special tonight is a 3-day-old chundle. It’s components include: an old can of split peas that fell behind the cabinet for an indeterminate period of time, an elusive roommate’s uneaten pad thai, the congealed bacon grease in the cast iron, scrap chicken skin from the preceding wing night, and that overzealous batch of cream of mushroom soup that’s been occupying space in your freezer since last flu season. Would you like to see the wine list?"

"Can I get a liter of juicy banger to wash this deeeeluxx chundle bucket down?"

"Did you just chundle that entire rotisserie chicken? Yes, I’m making myself a BONE CHUNDLE!”

by textingonthetoilet April 26, 2019

Chunkles

Informal slang pirates use to refer to their testicles.

Argh, yee port of call be 35 leagues west as the crow flies, but a frigid tear o’ wind is a-blowing’ me chunkles around. If I’m to father a child someday, a change in the weather is in order.

by Mojoejoejoe November 18, 2021

Chunkle Fever

a skinny person's new-found preference after discovering the mind-blowing superiority of plus-sized sex partners.

Al: That girl is so hot, is that fat guy her brother?
Bob: Nah, that's her boyfriend, she's got Chunkle Fever

or

Richard: Check the giant booty on that one!
Wayne: Aw yeah...
Richard: Bro, you got Chunkle Fever

by ctrlU November 7, 2012

fish nugget style chunklet

The preferred form of small breaded fish, as opposed to a fish stick.

P1: A couple more of those, and you'll have yourself a fish stick.
P2: A fish this fine belongs in a fish nugget style chunklet.

by Corey_Faure November 19, 2015