A specific ‘type’ of man: typically tall & broad in stature &, more importantly, paternal in nature. We’ve all come across a chumpy daddy in our day, whether you’re aware of it or not. Should you need any help identifying a potential CD please find an extensive, but by no means exhaustive, list of traits below:
- Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket
- Rubs your back a lot
- Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it
- Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes
- Probably an uncle by age 25
- Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding
- Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque)
- If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events
- Leggings under their shorts in the gym
- Steak & red wine lover’s
- A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by
- Does poos in clubs
- Cologne that smells of musk
- Brunette (but not always)
- Love stouts & ales
- Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind
- Mahogany furniture
- Loves a Big Mac
- Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised)
- Would pay for an umpiring qualification
- A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport
- Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke
- Most likely lives in the south of England
- Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket
- Rubs your back a lot
- Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it
- Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes
- Probably an uncle by age 25
- Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding
- Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque)
- If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events
- Leggings under their shorts in the gym
- Steak & red wine lover’s
- A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by
- Does poos in clubs
- Cologne that smells of musk
- Brunette (but not always)
- Love stouts & ales
- Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind
- Mahogany furniture
- Loves a Big Mac
- Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised)
- Would pay for an umpiring qualification
- A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport
- Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke
- Most likely lives in the south of England
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Person 2: Nobody asked you crumpty bitch
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1.) An affectionate term used to denote the cutest couple there evew was.
2.) Used separately, wumpy is the male component of the relationship, known particularly for his strikingly handsome look, his various alter egos, and his food baby. Also known as "wumptew."
3.) Used separately, chumpy is the female component of the relationship, known particularly for her beauteous smile, her fat cheeks, and her cute baby-like innocence. Also known as "chumptew."
4.) Of note, these two words can also be used as adjectives to verbs to further characterize the action in question. See examples below for details.
5.) Also, this term should not be confused with mistew and missy...which is another topic altogether...
1.) An affectionate term used to denote the cutest couple there evew was.
2.) Used separately, wumpy is the male component of the relationship, known particularly for his strikingly handsome look, his various alter egos, and his food baby. Also known as "wumptew."
3.) Used separately, chumpy is the female component of the relationship, known particularly for her beauteous smile, her fat cheeks, and her cute baby-like innocence. Also known as "chumptew."
4.) Of note, these two words can also be used as adjectives to verbs to further characterize the action in question. See examples below for details.
5.) Also, this term should not be confused with mistew and missy...which is another topic altogether...
EXAMPLES:
1.) Wumpy misses Chumpy so much when Chumpy is not around, but they make do with the best that they have. In their hearts, they will also be "Wumpy and Chumpy."
2.) Typical phone conversation - "Hey wumpteeeeew!" "Hey chumptewwwww!"
3.) OMG...I was sleeping this morning when all of a sudden I was awakened by a wumptew-attack!
1.) Wumpy misses Chumpy so much when Chumpy is not around, but they make do with the best that they have. In their hearts, they will also be "Wumpy and Chumpy."
2.) Typical phone conversation - "Hey wumpteeeeew!" "Hey chumptewwwww!"
3.) OMG...I was sleeping this morning when all of a sudden I was awakened by a wumptew-attack!
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Friends: "We are hanging out and gonna play d&d. You in?"
Kaylee: "I cant, i have to work. No time for it."
Friends: "Dammit Kaylee. This is d&d! Don't be a chump."
Kaylee: "But i have to work!"
Friends: "You shall forever be known as chumpy. How do you feel about yourself right now?"
Kaylee: "I cant, i have to work. No time for it."
Friends: "Dammit Kaylee. This is d&d! Don't be a chump."
Kaylee: "But i have to work!"
Friends: "You shall forever be known as chumpy. How do you feel about yourself right now?"
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