compressed

They look like a normal person, but if someone just pushed them down, and they never got up. Their proportions are COMPLETELY off.

That girl thinks she's thicc, but she's just compressed.

by IMNOTCOMPRESSED June 1, 2018

compressor

Compressor refers to the Mercedes-Benz SLK-Class as a luxury roadster built by the German manufacturer Mercedes-Benz since 1997 with compressor engine.

Pimp C (ugk feat. outcast)

Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover
Money on the dresser, drive a compressor

by esommer February 2, 2008

Cincinnati Compressor

A combination of the Cleveland steamer and the steam roller. The Cincinatti Compressor is achieved when one forcefully pushes a poo onto another's chest. The 'compressor' clings their backside to the 'compressee's'' chest. While forcing the defecation poo is compressed leaving a dense wad of excretion on the person.

Damn man the Cincinnati Compressor I gave that chick last night left remnants in my ass hair. I guess I should eat more corn.

by The Pimp Smoker (again&again) September 19, 2009

chumpers

a beautiful girl

Molly Lynch is my little chumpers

by Ralphy McGregor April 12, 2004

Compressed girl

A term to describe a female that looks squeezed together.

Natasha is a Compressed girl.

by Mush mush November 6, 2019

Cumpression

When one is depressed because they havent gotten any cum for a while

Baylee was trying to figure out why she was grumpy and sad, then she realized the hadn't gotten any cum in two months. She was suffering from cumpression.

by BIGTUNAS February 13, 2023

Air Cumpressor

Another name for your penis when you are too young to produce any sexual fluids that only air comes out when your masturbate.

Mike: I think the first time I jacked it I was like 13-14 years old.

Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.

Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019