Christanic: The Extra Testament; In the beginning was Earth, God and Word. The World was formless in the Universe. We called the World Moon. Subhumans walked the planes and fought endlessly. Infinity ruled by chaos. The Magistrate staved off Famine. Death was under God. The River of Styx carried dozens into Codex the Messiah Kingdom. The Kingdom of Lightning was ruled by 911 Gods, 420 Devils and 607 Angels. Outnumbered; they fought and killed each other. They fought endlessly; But Peace was nigh' for the Lord Jesus Christ entered and smote them all with a rod. Even Jeffrey was smote with a rod with His rod, but that was then this is now. End of Story, Amen. For we where with Him in the Beginning. Jealousy was Prides' Godfriend. Travis and Joseph were exiled to walk the American wasteland forever with Mike Pence and Donald Trump. Garin was mentally loved by all the people, even Kevin who was another one of God's Highest and Most Acclaimed Sons. Infernal damnation was guarded by Dylan. "Even in Hell I have fury, Amen."
Rage bears witness to Lust, Greed and Famine. Feel our Wrath claimed the highest Most Honorable Lord God Almighty. Jesus wouldn't have the Magistrate, instead it was named Christanic.
Rage bears witness to Lust, Greed and Famine. Feel our Wrath claimed the highest Most Honorable Lord God Almighty. Jesus wouldn't have the Magistrate, instead it was named Christanic.
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A person who reflects Christ through their actions and voice. Beautiful both on the inside and out. A person who believes in others when he or she is completely at rock bottom. Faithful till the end in trust, love, friendship. Totally an AMAZING PERSON! With out a person like Chrishanna life would be miserable!
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