dave chapelle

Comedian who has his own show on comedy central. He makes funny satires of the black race, and I think the only reason he can get away with it is because he is, himself, black. ;) not hatin', though. Love black people, asians, whatever. No racism in my house, except on chapelle's show. Very funny man, he imitates r. kelly, and li'l jon, among other people and things.

can i see your proof of insurance?

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can i see your proof of insurance?

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can i see your proof of insurance?

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by deldelda July 29, 2004

crapendium

A comprehensive database providing information on features, benefits and shortcomings of a restroom facility. Usually includes such things as stall size, seat comfort, flushability, paper softness, aroma, enjoyability, and so on and so forth.

The original crapendium was invented by Adam and Eddie and is a useful guide to UNC students to this day.

by Mearns June 21, 2005

Winston Steam Chapel

A prank or act of revenge by taking a dump in ones dryer (with or without clothes in) and turning it on, then causing a horrific wreaking stench to travel throughout their house in just minutes. this is done without them having prior knowledge, of course.

"donnie has really been getting on my nerves lately, i think i'm going to drop a Winston Steam Chapel while he's out of town over the weekend"

by baby farks August 11, 2009

Crape

the art of robbing a car and fucking the exhaust pipe afterwards.

The sex offender craped that car last night.

by b.u.t.t.r.a.p.e.a.g.i.r.l September 19, 2016

chaperon

1. A person, especially an older or married woman, who accompanies a young unmarried woman in public.
An older person who attends and supervises a social gathering for young people.
2. A guide or companion whose purpose is to ensure propriety or restrict activity

“to see and feel the rough edges of the society . . . without the filter of official chaperones” (Philip Taubman).

by Johny Bravo May 30, 2008

craper jack

some one who craps in some ones car on a hot day

hey dj do u want to go to my house
sure lets go
they get in car
some laid a craper jack in my car

by brockett January 28, 2009

Crapey

A word used to describe that particular brand of weirdo that is not only creepy, but looks pretty rapey too.

"Who's that crapey looking guy over there?"
"I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he sniffs bike seats outside the library"

by kipz December 18, 2012