American Chop Suey

The most awesome of all school lunch foods. It is pretty much Ground Beef and Elbow Macaroni mixed together in red sauce. Mmmmmm.

I brought my lunch to school today, but "accidentally" left it in my locker when I found out it was American Chop Suey day!

American Chop Suey by TACOpolo January 29, 2009

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Chink Chop Suey

The act of packing raw snap peas, red peppers carrots and broccoli heads into a Chinese midgets asshole followed by scalding teriyaki sauce. The midget proceeds to simmer the ass suey in a boiling hot tub, ass up. Once simmered the Chinese midget garnishes with hot sauce that burns the asshole. Hot sauce so flaming the midgets pubes begin set fire around the rim of the asshole, illustrating the flames of a suey eruption. The midget begins to swallow an instantaneous laxative. She then proceeds to defecate to the chopped ass suey to the rim of her asshole as her partner uses chop sticks to dine on the Chinese delight.

After having that Chinese guy perform that Chink Chop Suey on me, I'm never going to screw another black guy again.

Chink Chop Suey by Ginger Tits October 17, 2013

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cheap and tasty chop suey

Cheap and tasty chop suey is a phrase yelled out by the fishmonger in Liyue Harbor from Genshin impact, this phrase is repeated indefinitely whilst near the fishmonger.

You: (cooks food at the xingli kitchen)

Fishmonger: "Cheap and tasty chop suey"

cheap and tasty chop suey by Mr. Coolnivers July 30, 2022

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