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Chink Chop Suey 

The act of packing raw snap peas, red peppers carrots and broccoli heads into a Chinese midgets asshole followed by scalding teriyaki sauce. The midget proceeds to simmer the ass suey in a boiling hot tub, ass up. Once simmered the Chinese midget garnishes with hot sauce that burns the asshole. Hot sauce so flaming the midgets pubes begin set fire around the rim of the asshole, illustrating the flames of a suey eruption. The midget begins to swallow an instantaneous laxative. She then proceeds to defecate to the chopped ass suey to the rim of her asshole as her partner uses chop sticks to dine on the Chinese delight.
After having that Chinese guy perform that Chink Chop Suey on me, I'm never going to screw another black guy again.
Chink Chop Suey by Ginger Tits October 17, 2013

cheap and tasty chop suey

Cheap and tasty chop suey is a phrase yelled out by the fishmonger in Liyue Harbor from Genshin impact, this phrase is repeated indefinitely whilst near the fishmonger.
You: (cooks food at the xingli kitchen)

Fishmonger: "Cheap and tasty chop suey"

American Chop Suey 

The act of shitting on someones face, then punching them in the nose/mouth, to the point where it becomes a mess of blood, shit, and teeth.
LaFawnduh wasn't expecting the American Chop Suey she had for dinner last night.

Chopsuey 

Language in which you appear to be speaking a different language, but in reality you are speaking English. There are several dialects. ( the most well known dialect of chopsuey is the african dialect.)
"hey man those guys are crazy, talkin that Chopsuey!"
Chopsuey by Jstunna/Ceezy June 21, 2012