Choob

A phonetic rendering of the Cockney or Estuary English pronunciation of the word 'tube'. Esp. when used to mock your English friends and colleagues.

We went to Laandaan and rode the Choob.
We uploaded it to YouChoob

by Macros1980 November 4, 2019

Choobs

Chest pubes. And that's final.

EX 1:
- What's in my soup? Is this... (looks closer) Phew!! It's only a choob.

Ex 2:
- Do you shave you choobs?
- Nah. I respect my choobs.

by fullfacile81 September 8, 2010

choob

Usually in an RPG game, although sometimes used in xbl, a high level player who acts like a n00b, usually not knowing they are doing so.

This choob keeps begging me for money

by Taichadow October 9, 2005

choob

someone who is deficient at playing video games and magnifies the charecteristics of a noob.

joe sucks at this game more than me... what a choob.

by NOSNHOJxx January 11, 2008

choob

A chubby noob on (usually) a RPG game.

Guy - hehe Bobs a noob

Guy #2 - Lol no he's a choob.

by The Koaladude August 27, 2005

Choobs

A woman with HUGE breasts that are 90% fat 10% actual boob or boob-like material.

OMG Connor, your mom has the most succulent choobs! I could suck on those all day.

or

Wow you see that woman that has her back to us? Her choobs are looking at us from under her armpits!

by Bludwieser December 20, 2008

Choob

The act of wasting time, fooling around and performing random un-planned acts, usually outside of what one would do in their normal day. One is prone to find themselves “choobing” while hungover or procrastinating doing schoolwork.
Can also be used as a noun (choob) and an adjective (chooby), yes, its a versatile word.

Colleen, Nicole and I choobed so hard at Dunkin Donuts today that went through the drive thru two times, one right after the other. Oh and did you know they make Chick'n Parm?

It's probably inappropriate that choobing to "The Boys and Girl's Club of Worcester" on Sundays became a regular activity.

by Woostah socialite November 15, 2010