Choklahoma

1). That state of being completely embarrassed before a large audience in which the only debate is whether you were more incompetent or simply a laughingstock.

I wanted to ask out that hot blonde at the end of the bar, but I choklahomed the chance to and she left with my friend instead.

by TexasLidig8r January 11, 2005

Chongland

noun
also Koreatown, little Korea
an area in city where there are Korean dog soup and barbecue restaurants, massage parlors and brothels, and where a lot of Korean people, especially people who are illegal immigrants, live separately from the rest of the people in the city.

The rising crime rate in Chonglands is a serious problem in this city.

by Adamo-chan August 31, 2005

Heckin’ chonka

A stupid term for A very very large animal or huge human male

That horse must be on steroids it looks like a heckin’ chonka

Did you see the size of that guy? He was a heckin’ chonka

by Hot Milo September 10, 2019

Chankla

If youre spanish you’ve definitely seen this in you moms hand ready to whoop you with it

And thats worddd

I will whoop you with the chankla

by Brehh ur ugly October 30, 2018

Chanklaz

Chanklaz is a Spanglish slang term, or euphemism for flip-flops, sandals and slippers. It generally refers to "casual footwear".

I lost one of my "Chanklaz" at the beach.

by RC57 August 17, 2012

Chonclalized

When a Hispanic mother is in distress towards one of her 18 children, she whips out the choncla from her foot and into her hand, threatening to yeet it towards the child. If successful, the mother is automatically locked in to be 1st or 2nd round NFL draft pick as a QB and her child gets CTE.

Maria: pepito don’t make me choncalize you

Pepito: no mami please nooooo *procedes to get chonclalized*

by Windowlicker69420 April 29, 2019

Chonolala

Chinchilla chocolate

How sure are you that chonolala is actually chocolate?

by Squini333 May 28, 2020