chonk

Phat. Very raw. Gangster.

"Yo son you peeped the new 2 Ray Mo CD? That shit is tha CHONK dog."
"My boy gave me these crazy pills son they get you so wrecked, theyre the fucking chonk."

by Merz February 6, 2003

chonk

A considerably desirable vagina.

I hit that chonk in various positions.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

chonk

an extremely hot,attractive, and desirable female, usually posessing a donk

that girl is chonk ... im gonna hit that.

by chonkanddonk December 8, 2004

Chonk

A fat or aggressively fluffy animal.

Aww look at that chonk!

by KatsGalaxii February 22, 2019

Chonk

A fat cat
OH LAWD HE COMING

Me: *Sees a chonk*
Also me: OH LAWD HE COMING

by Flash Slash July 10, 2019

Chonk

(noun) First seen in an Internet meme that began circulating circa summer 2018, the word “chonk” refers to an aggressively chubby housecat.

According to the cat girth scale depicted in the meme, a cat is a chonk (or chonker) if it has between 30 and 60 percent body fat.

Variations: chomk, chonker, heckin’ chonker

My cat, Snowball, cries for food and tricks my family members almost daily into feeding her more than once... she’s becoming quite the hefty little chonk.

by Textbookvirgo September 27, 2018

Chonk

Chonk is an internet slang term used to describe overweight cats that grew popular in the late summer of 2018 after a photoshopped chart of cat body-fat indexes renamed the "Chonk" scale grew popular on Twitter and Reddit. Additionally, "Oh Lawd He Comin'," the final level of the Chonk Chart, was adopted as an online catchphrase used to describe large objects, animals or people. It is not to be confused with the Saturday Night Live sketch of the same name.

The original chart has a copyright date of 2012, so the meme dates back to at least that far.

Man 1: The top definition for "Chonk" as of writing is incorrect about the origin of "Chonk".
Man 2: Oh word? Well, I guess it's my job to fix whatever the fat chonky asshole who posted it screwed up.

by Tiger Whyte July 7, 2019