Chub Chomper

One who frequently puts his or her mouth apon many erect penis'. They are obsessed with it. Its a passion of theirs to enhale as many pork swords as possible.

That guy who just swallowed my load is a serious chub chomper. If i didn't know better, I'd think he is a homo.

by Beanbag Ballsack January 8, 2009

the chosen one

Can also known as "The One". A common cliche in sci-fi and fantasy. This individual, the "Chosen One" is the sole person chosen by destiny to stop an impending disaster that threatens all life, save the world from a super villian, stop corruption, etc.

Basically, the only person who can save the day. Not their sidekick(s). Not mom. Not Dan. Only them.

Buffy. Frodo. Link. Aang. Neo. Master Chief. All of these people have been the Chosen One at one time or another. Cuz they all saved the day.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 4, 2007

chompsey

Male that wears lycra and is a closet homosexual. Enjoys bannanas and listening to men urinate

Hey chompsey, u don't always have to just put a bannana in your mouth

by brapstaa February 27, 2014

Boochie Chompers

People who chomp ten boochies in one month automatically earn this title; the most elite group of people to exist.

Brittany chomped ten boochies in one day, so she was a sure shot to become a new member of the boochie chompers.

by Jflynn1414 February 16, 2020

Chippawa Chomper

Originated in Chippawa, a small, sketchy village located in the city of Niagara Falls Ontario. A Chippawa Chomper is a bong toke that mixes weed and chewing tobacco to gain both a head buzz and a high.

Kenny: "Did you hear Devan did a Chippawa Chomper?"
Alex: "What a fucking madman"

by Papa Jacob December 4, 2018

I choose happiness

When you refrain from doing something because you know it's going to ruin your mood.

Sarah- OMG Stacey did you see what Zach posted on his snapchat story.

Stacey- No thanks, i choose happiness :)

by itsyourexwhowrotethislol October 19, 2021

choseborger

A Kid that is freaking HUGE! He eats hotpockets Everyday and mostly everything in the household, gets pissed at games and cusses at them. Also trys to make love with his own dog.

Dont let a choseborger into your resuraunt.

well dont let him anywere near food.

by wat the effffffffffff March 2, 2009