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Compensation Cannon

An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely phallic in shape.

Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.

OR

A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.
Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?

Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?
by Oooga-Booga May 19, 2005
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Compensation cuddles

She let me fuck her good so I gave her compensation cuddles in return.
by Baguette Bumbo March 5, 2019
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Law of Reverse Compensation

The law of reverse compensation states that that after a given amount of time, any photo of guns or gun gear that makes its way to normies, will result in a penis or penis compensation remark. This is caused by their own cognitive dissonance due to inability or lack of ability to confidently protect or defend oneself or family.
"Look at those guys with all those guns, they obviously all have emotional issues and micropenises" example of the law of reverse compensation
by Average right wing extremist September 24, 2023
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instant compensation

A rich businessman's version of nock and run but without the need to run; a sack of money labelled 'instant compensation' is thrown through a window thereby instantly compensating the recipent for the broken window, therefore the thrower is morally innocent of any actions regarding the broken window.
Frank throws a bag of money labelled instant compensation through a window which would cost one thousand pounds to repair, the bag contains one thousand pounds. He therefore has paid for the window to be repaired and feels morally innocent.
by Dom i nic March 25, 2008
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cumpensation

n. The act of remunerating a woman (or man)'s efforts for jerking you off, sucking you off or having sex with you with white liquid compensation. Both men and women can do this

v. To ejaculate in response to the aforementioned acts.
Ursula wasn't a man, but she was just as readily able to cumpensate Richard for banging her into Kingdom Come.

Delta Tau Delta's fraternity has cumpensation stains all over the floor from last night's "Pimp and Ho" party.
by Mr. Pazzi January 20, 2011
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compensation

something that everyone in the world does all the time.
even you
compensation
by awesnemity June 1, 2010
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Compensation face

The face people pull when they pose in the sun newspaper telling the world they deserve compensation.
The Gatwick drone couple felt violated and told the press they planned to sue the police whilst posing for the press whilst putting on their best compensation faces.
by RustySausage December 24, 2018
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