Hallway Cholesterol

The unwanted build-up of people standing/mingling in hallways of schools, offices, and public places that causes restriction of the flow of people.

"Sorry I was late Mr. Turnbaum, I got caught up behind some Hallway Cholesterol."

"Due to the amount of hallway cholesterol at my school, I have been late to class every day this week."

by ParCib9494 October 18, 2011

Cholesterol

Probably the biggest health myth propagated by the pharmaceutical industry. The body needs both kinds of cholesterol. There is no such thing as "bad" or "good" cholesterol. The study that was done to test cholesterol as a heart disease contributor was flawed. They tested RABBITS (A VEGETARIAN) and a FOX (A CARNIVORE). Humans are omnivores. Just read your information in books and on the internet. Statins lower your risk for heart disease, but increases other major factors for deaths of other causes.

Pharmaceutical Industry Mark: Cholesterol is a bad thing, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Doctors in training: Yes, I agree with that. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.

by TheOrtonRevolution January 4, 2011

chodestroke

the art of stroking the chode until ultimate pleasure is achieved

Gary was the chodestroke master.

by anonymous April 24, 2006

chokeslam

Grabbing a person around the neck, lifting them up and shoving them backfirst into a wall.

Holy shit, he got chokeslammed so hard he was in the hospital!

by huzzah October 24, 2003

Cholesterol City

A fast-food restaurant, such as McDonald's or Burger King, serving only fatty foods.

Last night I ate a triple cheeseburger at Bimbo's. That place is cholesterol city!

by KBK January 31, 2005

chemestar

A defous mouse from a cartel known as CJNG,he is very powerful and loves his owner joanna

Wow chemestar is so powerful.

by The chemestar secretary July 12, 2021

Chodestar

When you cum in someone's eye with a chode.

Yesterday I gave Billy's girlfriend a Chodestar.

by Chodestar June 13, 2016