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chokeotle

Chokeotle is where you choke on your chipotle
Bryan: *chokes on chipotle burrito and literally dies*

Jack: I guess he just chokeotled
by Shimations July 15, 2021
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chokeinpepsi

chokeinpepsi Is the best friend anyone could ask for !! #queen #yourmom❤️ - yk
chokeinpepsi Is the best person EVER !!
by Imsorired October 19, 2021
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chokestar

Someone who trys but fails on the regular, it is their title
You only scored 2 of 10 open shots, what a chokestar!!
by ChudTheGreat December 13, 2021
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Choklit

Chocolate was invented in the early 1700s by Dr. chocolate. In 2023 Dr Chocolate discovered that chocolate could be reverse engineered to give eternal life and this was proved by the long life of Dr. Chocolate. Unfortunately this did not come without its drawbacks. At the age of 323 Dr. Chocolate's maturity levels dropped significantly to the point he was unable to continue his research and perfect Choklit.

Thankfully during his long life he was able to have a child with his late Wife named Mrs Chaka Chocolate. Their daughter was named Coco Chocolate. Before Dr. Chocolate's maturity levels where deemed suspicious he was fortunately able to teach Coco Chocolate everything she needed to know in regards to developing and perfecting Choklit.

To this day, research continues into Choklit, making sure its side effects are not spread amongst its consumers, to make sure her fathers fate was not continued into society. Dr Chocolate monitors Coco's research carefully, when he's not playing with bubble wrap in his office.
"do you want some choklit?"
"no i'll be too silly"
"try normal chocolate then"
"ok, thanks pet"
by Nick & Mike's Flame Throwers November 12, 2023
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Chokito Cannon

A Chokito sized log of similar size and texture, launched from a busted balloon knot with deadly force.
that chick was tongue punching my balloon knot, when i nearly decaptitated her by mis-firing my Chokito cannon!”
by RangaNadz November 28, 2023
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