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Chode Probe

1.) A very specialized method of stimulating not only the prostate, but surrounding items as well, such as muscles, nerves, tissues, blood, and a slew of the same near the anus. It involves either a normally erect penis, finger, medical stimulating electrode, dildo, racketball, or any other item that can apply a fair amount of pressure to the said area: chode; the pubic region between the bottom of the testicles all the way down to the lower edge of the anus. The object of the sexual partner or self gratification: masturbation is to produce either sensations to obtain an erection for the purpose of other forms of sexual pursuits. However, if constant impact of either an erect penis or otherwise is persistent, it may well result in not only a very active center of nerves and sexual organs, but may well achieve an explosive orgasm. 2.) The act of chode probing, or, any act of the same nature as outlined in detail in 1.).
Gay Sex: "No penetration, just a wonderful 'chode probe'!"

Hetrosexual Encounter: "Raul wasn't very excited until I pulled out my largest, life like, dildo and pounded him silly until he came five minutes later. Raul really loves his 'chode probes'!"

Introspective Literary Work: He kept slamming his sister's huge dildo against his 'chode' area for almost an hour. Finally, he pounded heavier and faster than before. As he came, the satisfied man realized that his 'chode probe' had definitely paid off!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 28, 2008
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Chode Pizza

The process of cutting off some one's chode and using it to make pizza. In the series, you may add Chode Muffins.
Yo, i gave chode pizza to some bitch and she ate it!!!!
by Cliff Daddy February 24, 2005
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Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.
Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.
by TheyCallMeCrystal July 24, 2011
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Chode piece

A half man half gerbil like creature who’s sole mission in life is to take as many shits as he can and leave half used toilet paper spread all over.
That chode piece beat us up the trail this am, look at all this nasty shit paper! What a chode piece!
by Laskan Tony December 20, 2022
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The Cody Position

Fucking doggystyle with a plate of fries on their back. When they ejaculate, they dip the fries in the fluid and feed it to their partner.
So bro I totally tried the Cody Position on my girl last night and she totally went with it man.
by SleepyDerpppp September 21, 2016
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cody plaster

a guy who is so awsome, he has to be the biggest baller ever, but if you ever meet him, kick him in the sack, then become his best friend.....also a kid who looks like a douche fag with long hair
that dork over there so wishes he was a cody plaster
by goon_who_breaks_legs April 1, 2009
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chode person

A person who is wider than he is tall. An American.
He is a chode person, as he is 6ft 5 wide and 5 ️ft 9 tall.
by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015
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