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cock'o'monster

Man ! Brian has such a cock'o'monster . . my ass split when he fucked me !

Do all black men have cock'o'monster's in their pants?
by Keith Ross February 21, 2010
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crock o' doody

The biggest crock o' doody I ever did see !
by smiley-D-man February 14, 2010
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Cock-o-pop

Bone, Johnson, Jimmy-Mac, Schlong, Pecker, Cock, Dick, Wang, Carrot, Knob, Biscuit, Tool, Pliner.
She was looking for a little candy, so I let her lick my cock-o-pop.
by Crusha March 31, 2005
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Waiters and Waitresses cannot just "clock out" at the end of a shift as many workers can. They must reconcile their financial records in order to close their business for the day, and hand in their cash and credit card receipts. The server report that the computer system generates often contains the words "ROC" or "ROC Report", which meand "Receipt of Collections. It is commonly called "ROCing out."

Hence, to "ROC out with your cock out" is to end one's shift at waiting tables to go and party. If you are lame and/or religious you might also say, "Don't forget to ROC out before you clock out."
Waiter: My side work is done, and I was cut 20 minutes ago. Do you need anything (Proper procedure for asking "can I go home?"
Shift Captain: Do you have your paperwork for me to initial?
Waiter: I'm about to run it now.
Shift Captain: Okay, R.O.C. out with your cock out and I'll see you at the party.
by Eroneous Negroneous January 22, 2010
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Cock-o-milk

I bet this exotic beauty would like some of my cock-o-milk.
by Pier.re March 18, 2012
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choc'o's

The official Australian slang for reservists in the army

choc'o's because like chocolate, they melt under pressure
Full-time ADF: wow look at all these choc'o's
by scrub scholar May 3, 2023
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Fuck This Shit O'Clock

That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.

It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.
"Dave, can you just run me off twenty copies of this on your way past the photocopier?"

"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."
by MagickDio October 9, 2012
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