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choade

(noun) The skin between a male's scrotum and anus
Keep your choade clean
by Diggs May 13, 2005
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Choadess

ch- o-dess: verb

When one chooses to be a Choad.

Making a conscious decision to be a Choad.
When your ex-husband chooses to sleep on the king size bed and forces his baby's mama to sleep on the pull out bed...ergo, Choadess.

Ben Gibbard- Couldn't keep his wife, decided to get a divorce, ergo, Choadess.
by Wonder Woman and Friend November 2, 2011
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Chodeo clown

The leader of the chodeo, or large group of douche bags. A real ass clown, but extra chodey.
That guy parked right behind your car and now you can’t leave. Total chodeo clown.
by Dave with two D’s June 15, 2020
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Choadette

A female that is as tall as wide.
The 2 CHOADETTES were fighting over a skinny white boy on the Jerry Springer Show the other day.
by LovingSkull November 3, 2005
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choade worbler

any or all annoying people. the only stipulations are that they look like they have some type of retardation, or speak like they are retarded.
most commonly seen attempting to speak to the cool kids in highschools or colleges. occationally frequents large parties and is found sitting in the corner, either staring at girls that he will never get with, or girls she will never look like.
WARNING: these people are prone to suicide, school shootings, and rape leading to murder, or child molestation.
" Why is Mark talking to us? He is such a choade worbler.
by Ryan LaFrance April 3, 2008
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chodeosolous

a dick that is 9 inches wide but only a inch long
1.Hey man put your chodeosolous away
2.I couldnt get a good grip on my chodeosolous
3. prostitute: a blowjob for $300, Anal for $550, And 10,000 for a chodeosolous fuck
by Nalgototas March 16, 2008
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choadesack

term for a asshat, douchebag, or a fucktard.
He is such a choadesack
by maxertx June 24, 2009
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