chimpfucker

to engage in coitus with an anthropoid ape (Pan sp.) or one who is attrociously ugly.

I can't believe she slept with him. She is suck a chimpfucker.

by Tumbleweed November 2, 2003

chimp slap

Chimp slap is the worst form of slapping. Where as most slaps hurt your cred as a person not property, the chimp slap is the truly physical slap. Usually accompanied by broken noses, dislocated/wired jaws, black eyes, and worst case scenarios blindness or facelifts. Also known as a “Yeti Slap” due to in know way can a sasquatch lightly pimp slap your face.

"Damn that bish just got Chimp Slaped!"

by Kc_canine February 24, 2009

Chimpenführer

1. See also chimpenfuhrer.
2. A man who combines the worst aspects of a Nazi Führer and a chimpanzee.

George W. Bush is a prime example of a Chimpenführer.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006

Chimpollagy

Chimpollagy Is when you grab a human child and replace it with a (chimp) then you use the child's bones for (chicken feed) and use the child's meat for feeding the chimps and breeding them to replace more children until all humans are replaced with chimps.

My dad practices chimpollagy.

by Bunyip_master November 10, 2019

beat the chimper

Spank the monkey

The library is so boring I usually just go beat the chimper in the bathroom.

by mafungo January 6, 2015

Chimpy McFlightsuit

1. A man who looks and acts like a chimpanzee, and who also wears a flight suit in order to look tougher than he actually is.

2. Another name for George W. Bush.

Chimpy McFlightsuit wore a flight suit for his little Misson Accomplished speech.

by jesster79 January 10, 2006

Chimpenfuhrer

A man who combines the worst attributes of a Nazi fuhrer and a chimpanzee.

George W. Bush is a definte Chimpenfuhrer.

by jesster79 January 8, 2006