chatterfox

A girl who talks too much, but is not told to be quiet because she is attractive.

Joe: Melissa was really talking your ear off, huh?

Alex: Yeah she is a total chatterfox. At least I could steal glances at her rack while she was talking about the Hills.

by Borlando89 April 6, 2010

chatterbating

To jerk off while having an explict sexual conversation in an IM program such as AIM, or MSN.

Quagmire and Rickie were chatterbating on MSN last night and made messes on their keyboards.

Chatterbating only leaves one hand free to type with.

by Quag and Cleaveland April 8, 2010

Chittens

A cat obsessed mum who has children. The children are then referred to as Chittens

Hello there these are my 3 Chittens.

by Tiddals April 13, 2015

Sabertooth Crotch Critters

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.

Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

by DoctorDong July 22, 2010

lit-critter

A term of disparagement applied to a literary critic, implying the character traits of an overeducated shithead. Usually tarred with the postmodern brush as "pomo lit-critter".

"Dang! We are beset by lit-critters! Let loose toxic sarcasm!"

"Bill Clinton did his turn as a pomo lit-critter by testifying on the ambiguity of the word 'is'."

by Michael Zeleny December 19, 2006

chittenango

a little ass town in new york where many of the adolescents are sterotyped as being a redneck when in reality most of them are just posers. if you wanna get there follow the yellow brick road.

oh youre from chittenango? i'm so sorry.

by keepinitreaal January 4, 2013

chutter monkey

a little bitch that smells like cat shit

this little chutter monkey needs to get the hell back

by mike headmon January 3, 2009