chiropractic coma

After receiving a spinal adjustment from your chiropractor you just lay there for a minute in pure relaxation because it feels so good. You feel like you never want to get up.

I just laid there in "chiropractic coma" after receiving my adjustment.

I thought there might be something wrong, but then I realized he was just in "chiropractic coma" and would be back up in a few minutes.

by melnadz October 1, 2011

Chicopee Pitch

A card game similar to Pitch (high, low jack, game) in which the bidder leads the King of trump while holding the Ace. Usually played in Chicopee, Massachusetts by middle-age people with sixth grade educations and few teeth.

After the King is lead, all at table exclaim "Chicopee Pitch!" in a derogatory manner.

by nkn March 7, 2003

Chicopee Crew

A group of immature post-high school, losers from the city of Chicopee, MA. Many of them think they are hot shit.

There goes the Chicopee Crew. Man, what a group of fags.

by Jameson February 7, 2005

Chictopia

Associated with the fashion social networking site http://chictopia.com

Where people can vote "chic" or "doubtful" based on your outfits and leave messages for each other.

Hey have you checked out Chictopia?

by everybodyisugly October 24, 2008

chitown

Tha Windy City. U no u cant touch it.

I represent Chi-Town homie. Whurr you from?

by Diddyirunthiscity January 6, 2004

Chintopus

1. (n.) The nasty stage in beard growing where the hair on your chin is too long to be stubble but too short to be a goatee, thus creating a look of a 'tentacle' covered chin.
2. (n.) What happens when dumbass adolescents dont shave. Several gross hair 'tentacles' sprout and thus, chintopus. Similar to peach fuzz.
3. (n.) Someone with an octopus on their chin.

Bob: "Hey check out my beard!"
Rob: "That ain't a beard, now go shave that gross chintopus before anybody sees you."

by J.Ham November 4, 2009

Chiropractor

A healthcare practitioner who receieved a Doctor of Chiropractic (D.C.) degree from a 4-year acreditted chiropractic college. DC's perform vertebral and extremity adjustments for the correction of vertebral misalignments (aka subluxations). Adjustments correct nerve interference and/or impingment to bring about better flow of the nervous system to all parts of the body (organs, muscles, etc). Chiropractic is in limited ways associated with, but not to be mistaken by massage therapy, physical therapy, osteopathy, and medicine. It's the fastest growing healthcare profession to date, and will remain on the fore-front of family healthcare & disease prevention for years to come.

Chiropractors are the future of primary healthcare. Don't dis it, until you try it.

by j to the bizzo May 3, 2005