Chiseled Cheese

a random person that makes roblox videos

Chiseled Cheese is mid (not really)

by *uses real name* August 4, 2022

The Chiseled Wood Theory

The Chiseled Wood theory claims that any object (under the right circumstances and or preferences) can become so valuable to the point that someone would kill another just to obtain it. In this case a singular wood chip. Lets give you an example, lets say that water dissolves from the planet, except for water found in wood. Thus people begin chopping down trees to acquire water from the inside of trunks. Or in a condensed form or shard. Thus a wood chip. This theory can apply to 100 percent of all objects. Even including animal and human feces and piss. Because it still stands as a source of nutrients and water. Even in small quantities. The question goes deeper into identity what is incapable of become worth a persons while. Can a pocket of nothing become worth something? In the saying " Another mans junk is another mans treasure" we can assume that everything (Including literally nothing) can become extremely valuable. We already see this theory in place all around us, air and livestock would be in high demand in space. Thus one thing that is in high abundance (for now) is air on earth. If you were in a life and death situation you would kill the person with the highest air supply. Things change value over time and over sociological preferences and needs.

The Chiseled Wood Theory: everything can have extreme value.

by The Crab people January 19, 2021

Chiseled Bronze Man-God

A dominant male figure possessing both the chiseled, muscular physique and the sound, intelligent mind necessary to defeat you in all aspects of life.

"What do Tony Danza, Brad Pitt, Bear Grylls, Lebron James, and Jason Bourne all have in common?"
"They could all kick my ass?"
"Yes, because they're all Chiseled Bronze Man-Gods."

by Sheriff Pitter March 1, 2009

Chisler

The ground squirrel. Terminology comes from Wyoming cowboys.

That durn chisler dug a hole so deep, when my horse stepped in it, he done gone lame.

by Pitcherhorse June 8, 2011

chiseled dick

A penis with a large head a deep ridge and a veiny shaft usually accompanied by a pair of swinging balls...

OMG!!! I came 30 times damn did he have a chiseled dick

by Melissafoundoz September 17, 2017

Chiseled

Where you’re drunk but in between plastered and hammered.

Holly, are you hammered?

No, Marc! I’m chiseled.

by 407716 January 20, 2020

chiseled

really dreadfully awful. worse than carved.

Your car exploded? That is so chiseled.

by gabs007 May 19, 2006