the day after christmas 

the most depressing day of the year

kid 1- YAY CHRISTMAS
kid2- oh yay....but tomorrow is the 26th, the day after christmas... Most depressing day of the year. :/

the day after christmas by christmasluvr December 26, 2010

Ghetto Christmas 

When you ask for a HULK action figure and get a used Ken doll, painted green.

Where's the karate chop action on this piece of shit? Fuck, this is such a Ghetto Christmas

Ghetto Christmas by Acid^Rogue October 12, 2003

Christmas card terms 

When the only contact you have with someone is at Christmas, or another time of year when you send or receive cards.

Person 1: Hey John sent me a Christmas card
Person 2: What ever happened to him?
Person 1: I don't know i haven't heard from him since last time he sent me a card.
Person 2: Down to Christmas card terms then.

Christmas card terms by RichUncleSkeleton June 17, 2009

dorky Christmas 

Another word of a hand job.

"hey would you like to go back to my place and I give you a dorky Christmas?"

dorky Christmas by Thomas Sister June 24, 2022

spooky jim christmas

Everyone's spirit animal , including josh duns . spooky Jim Christmas is spooky Jim around Christmas

Human 1# hey do you know if spooky jim Christmas has posted anything on twitter ?

Human 2# yeah......he kicked Tyler out of the band ...... again 😂

spooky jim christmas by spookyjimchristmasworshiper February 13, 2017

Christmas 

A wonderful time when somebody breaks into your house and eats your cookies, whilst replacing the food with presents. <3

"Look! It's Christmas! I wonder if the happy chubby dude left me any presents!!"

Christmas by ramen child December 6, 2016

Christmas Castro 

the member of the family who takes it upon themselves to make sure everyone has a god damn happy holiday.

Christmas eve dinner really sucked until Christmas Castro made us drink cheap red wine and forced us to deck the halls.

Christmas Castro by dave rippon February 18, 2008