chessexual

chessexual: someone so passionate about chess, that could mentally cum to a chess position that they find highly attractive

-Damn, that puzzle is so wonderful that makes me think I'm chessexual

-Oh damn! that strategic plan is so horny!
-Are you chessexual?

by Mike17Gr April 22, 2023

Chelsie

The most insanely beautiful woman you will ever meet, inside and out. She has a heart and soul made of the purest purity. Extremely spiritual and in tune with the universe. She is basically made of love and light. One of the best singers on the planet. If you are ever blessed enough to be with a Chelsie, treat her as the goddess she is and pray she never leaves you. She rarely gives up in any situation and will always prevail under hard circumstances. She has an amazing sense of humor and her laugh is like movie theater butter to your ears. She will go above and beyond for you and you should do the same when dealing with a Chelsie. A little high matience, but thats okay. You might get lost in her eyes as they are a shade of gorgeous you've never seen before. If you are lucky enough to know Chelsie, you're too lucky and you should count your lucky stars and thank the heavens.

Dayyyum I bet that girl Chelsie can heat up a mean batch of popcorn.

by Kylo Pen December 14, 2018

cheskie

to have explicit unprotected anal sex with a partner and ejaculate in her/his anus, without giving any warning to the recieving partner.

Charlie gave Betsey Sue the ol cheskie; she'll be cleaning the mayo out the back door for days.

by FriendlyStranger:) November 11, 2010

Chelsie

She always says shes ugly and stupid but shes The most beautiful and amazing girl in the world. She's smart. She's so sweet, cuddly, so cute, and fun. And she's easy to fall for. And guess whaaa? I'm in love with her.

Chelsie is beautiful

by ReyG0424 November 23, 2011

Cressie

Madly goofy baby girl who is way too cute for you to handle. She is soft, sweet and super clingy like a pug. Cressie is literally your mom friend because she is so loving and embracing. A living meme. Sarcasm is her signature. This baby is an artist at heart and she is known for her decent music taste. Cressie often gets socially awkward and may make you think she hates you at first impression because she is a shy chicken and she actually has a resting bitch face. It sounds a bit conflicting but it is. She guarantees loving her is fun and she won’t make you blue. And she is lowkey awesome at hookup!!!

Cressie cleans the house using chopsticks. Supremely weird.

by bingkaboo November 22, 2018

chessing

verb; Living life like a game of chess while life is actually playing tetris with you, causing stress and never-ending disappointments when life does not turn out the way you expect it to.
Adjective form: chessy

"Poor guy, chessing around thinking that he will be able to retire by the age of 50..."

by sirichar November 11, 2017

Chelsie

1)A beautiful girl that is a sexual dynamo and loves to please her man.

Man...that girl was such a chelsie.

by 79N January 9, 2008