cheens

noun - a certain type of organism, closely related to germs. looks pretty sus. goes by names of scrotum, norman and parselton.

adjective - used to describe something thats a bit yuck - like the stuff left over after washing up or dried yoghurt/sour milk
verb - to cheen or not to cheen

"Have you seen Scrotum today? He looks pretty cheens"
"It's cheensing raining"
"Big cheens on a plate big cheens"

by cheens October 16, 2023

Cheeky bum sex

What Phan like to do in their spare time. In which the feminine partner bends over, and masculine partner swiftly thrusting into them.

AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire started rubbing up against eachother preparing for their cheeky bum sex

by The_Dark_Lord_cthulhu February 1, 2015

go hunting with Cheney

A euphemistic suggestion used when people hope to get rid of somebody they can no longer tolerate.

Maybe we could all somehow inspire the President to go hunting with Cheney.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 13, 2019

Cheeky Woodsman

A pubic cut on a man who is relatively hairy, he shaves his entire pubic region and leaves the hair on the rest of his body. This gives a bald spot effect as though a woodsman has been playing silly buggers.

Guy A: "You need to check out my pubes man, gave myself a bit of a trim"
Guy B: "That's nothing, check out my cheeky woodsman!"

by jMiR October 13, 2010

cheeky cunt

A light-hearted term of chastisement, usually only used among close friends, to refer to someone who is perceived to have been rude or to have taken a liberty. Use of the term usually doesn't indicate real anger, and isn't intended to cause great offence.

1. John takes a sip of Fred's beverage.
"Oi you cheeky cunt, buy your own drink!" says Fred.

2. "Hey Fred, could I get seconds on that spliff?" asks John.
"Don't be a cheeky cunt, wait until it gets passed to you!" replies Fred.

3. "Fucking hell John, I never thought YOU would be able to get with such a fit girl!" exclaims Fred, in disbelief.
"Cheeky cunt!" replies John.

by cheeky_cunt February 18, 2011

cheesy brown

the act of defecating sperm following anal sex

"I just plugged your butt trumpet with love sauce, girl, you better make a cheesy brown."

by Quincy Sebastian McFly May 28, 2014

Dick Cheney

A verb indicating an action whereby someone looks out for their own interest regardless of the consequences, and then later if it becomes an issue either disappears or changes the subject (usually by banging the war drum so loud that nothing else can be heard)

When Tom asked Suzy about the warts on her pussy, she Dick Cheneyed him and started talking about how bad she wanted him.

His oil contacts with Iraq were Dick Cheneyed as soon as the administration decided a war would make people forget they didn't have jobs.

by Matt July 25, 2003