Child porn

excuse me why are you looking this up?

Your FBI Agent: bruh wtf this nigga a pedophile he looking at child porn

by NUGGET biscuit nugget June 15, 2020

insta-child

insta child is when you pick up a insta kill on cod zombies

Oh ma guuud a insta-child

by Verize May 16, 2016

glass child

No, it’s not children who are fragile and breakable. They are actually appear strong (note that I said they appear strong, not that they are strong). Glass children are children who are growing up in a home with a sibling who takes up a disproportionate amount of parental energy. This can be a child with an obvious physical or emotional disability, it can be a child with an addiction, a serious illness, or significant behavioral issues.

The siblings of this child are called glass children because their overwhelmed parents look at them and rather than see their needs…. look right through them.

*mom playing with autistic child*
son: Mom, I'm hungry can you make me something to eat?
mom: Not right now I'm playing with your brother
son: but mo-
mom: I said no go get an apple out of the fridge
son: *talking to self* she looks right through me.. Like I'm made of glass.. I'm a glass child

by tw1sten September 17, 2014

Fatherless Children

Dream Stans- I mean children who's father left at a young age.

Rob, I found fatherless children on tiktok. Help me!

by Yaf1 August 6, 2021

bitches with children

A single man's nightmare.
A Booty Call listee.
A Hitter and Quitter's dream.
A potential"Daddy Of the Month Club Member"

A potential victim of a breakup around Christmas time to avoid buying her and her kids presents, and makeup for some New Year's Eve bangin.

Also see: Bitcheswithchildrenitis, childroes, childroz

Bitches With Children, Bitches With Children
If you got some cash their gonna make a killin'
Bitch...Don't even both-er.
I'm not that little bastards fath-er.

by Dwayne May 4, 2004

only child

a person who has no brothers or sisters.

has its pro's and con's, you usually can mamange to get whatever you want, you don't have to deal with any annoying little brats or other siblings who irk you, but most of the time, it's lonely.

jenny has no brothers or sisters, she's an only child.

by i wanna be a kennedy October 23, 2005

Golden Child Syndrome

Someone who is usually seen as the perfect child. People who are classified as a golden child are typically the favorite.

I didn't realize until it had gone too far that I had the Golden Child Syndrome.

by hopefility December 18, 2018