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chavalance

Like a Avalanche, but of Chavs!
My god, look at all those chavs, its a bloody chavalanche!!
by SciFi25 January 31, 2005
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Cadavalanche

When someone at a funeral drops or knocks over the casket and the body of the deceased happens to come out. Although rare in it's nature, reports show that it can and has happened.
Jim: "How was the funeral dude, I am sorry for your loss"

Eric: "It would have been fine if my drunk uncle wouldn't have been a pallbearer. We had a Cadavalanche."
by PirateTribez June 12, 2011
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crapalanche

When all your various papers, books, clothing, etc. piles up so high that parts of it topple over, you've got yourself a crapalanche.

Avalanche of crap.
Debby is such a slob. She has mountains of stuff everywhere in her house. Once time I saw the cat brush against one of them and nearly get buried in the crapalanche.
by donameche January 4, 2010
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clavalanche

A overwhelming mass of unshapely and sagging breasts sliding out of their bra or low cut top often found on large women looking for attention. aka a cleavage avalanche
Did you see her top? I would hate to be caught in that clavalanche.
by larry19335 January 11, 2008
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crapalanche

When you have too much crap piled onto the top shelf of your closet and you open the door and all the crap falls out - crapalanche!
by I am Achmed January 13, 2009
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crapalanche

A large exlplosion of crap venting from one's bowles, usually in a liquid/solid state of matter, accompanied by vomit inducing gases. Typically the by product of rancid fish tacos or the equivalent.
Man, I just got done with the supersized KFC bucket, origninal recipe, and got hit by a massive crapalanche. Good thing I still had the bucket handy.
by blunomad March 5, 2011
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carvalanche

It's winter, it's been dumping all night, and you now have a foot of snow on the roof of your car. You're driving somewhere, hit the brakes, and all the snow on your roof slides forward and buries your windshield. You've just been hit with a carvalanche!

See also fenderberg.
Me: I was heading up to the mountain for first tracks, but some flatlander in an SUV cut me off and I had to hit the brakes.

Friend: Did it trigger a carvalanche?

Me: Totally! My windshield was BURIED!
by Carlski December 12, 2008
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