Chard

This term entered popular usage in the early 2019s. It means anyone who is fucking useless but is good wank material.

Speaks basic English but has enough money and status to show up in high class places and wing it.

My husband take me to the London Chard tonight to celebrate. Is my birthday.

by Robiatch July 20, 2019

chard

Noun: slang for speed meth ice pronounced like "shard"

That chard looks like some bomb ish.

by EazilyDistracted July 14, 2021

Chard

a mix up of the words “child” and “retard”

*child having a fit*
dave: wow that kids being a real chard

by eggduck September 10, 2022

Chard

A white boy who chases little skinny boys and squirrels.

That perv is such a chard

by Bobertsussy October 23, 2025

Chard-on

A hard-on or insatiable desire to consume a glass of Chardonnay. It is the craving a wine connoisseur gets at a fine-dining restaurant, upper-class social gathering, opera, or cultural event. It is the need to simultaneously quench and tingle your palate combined with a need to exude subtle snobbery that can only be accomplished with a glass of a fine white wine (most commonly, a light Chardonnay).

I can't wait to get out of work, go home, and open up a bottle of Chateau Montelena 2005. I've had a Chard-on since my lunch break.

by Ziggy Zinfandel II January 29, 2009

Chard To A Crisp Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger that comes with Swiss chard

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chard To A Crisp Burger, it's served with Swiss chard!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Chard/chardi

A sexy beast who is handsome and ripped and good at sports

Wow chard/chardi

by 152626 January 15, 2018