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changing speeds

Technique rumored to have originated at 320 N. Tallawanda in which the speed of the gentleman's pelvic thrusting changes from super duper fast to slow as molasses and everything in between, thereby enhancing the pleasure of his lady friend and delaying his dick sneeze.
Brian: What? Did you say your girlfriend had trouble getting off last night?
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.
by Dan Neville May 30, 2006
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fat channing

1. English verb meaning "To mess something up"
2. Totally F* that up
3.To waste an opportunity.
1. The lighting was perfect for this shot and I totally fat channinged it.
2. I totally fat channinged that pick up line.
by CheesyChester October 14, 2014
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Changing Station

chang⋅ing⋅sta⋅tion
cheynj-ing-stey-shuhn
-noun

• Any precious/generally awkward situation that one finds themselves in, usually resulting in either a throw-down by one or both involved parties or a great debate. Changing Stations are almost always doomed and/or destined to burn a bridge(s).

• Note: A person can both open a changing station or shut one down, not unlike the literal changing stations found in the restrooms of truck stops, usually identified by a Koala or marsupial equivalent.

• Note: Changing stations can happen both in person, but very often open and/or close on one's Facebook Wall, or social network equivalent.

Origin: Witty Gays, Fag Hags, and Fag Stags...

Note: Being elaborate in one's description of a changing station is vital, for example • A Messy Changing Station • Ripping open a changing station • Shutting a Changing Station so fast, one's fingers gets caught in it • A changing station left hanging by the hinges
• JT opened a changing station on Kristina's Facebook Wall about Hillary Clinton's pantsuits, spawning a ridiculous thread between Josh and Kristina's gaggle of gays.

• Chance wasn't having Amanda's fascist Facebook Status, so he shut down that changing station, by referring to her as a lesbian, thus shutting her up, before it got too messy.
by Lulabell1984 October 8, 2009
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channingoo

To slap someone with a fish or any other aquatic animal.
I really just want to channingoo him jeez.
by Neko45 November 21, 2019
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Chanlix

A beautiful ship between the aussie line of Stray Kids
Y/N: Did you watch last night's update?
ME: OMG YES! That Chanlix fanfic is so good!
by chanlix4ever April 6, 2019
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Channing Tatum

Only the Hottest man to walk this planet...
Dude that white guy in Coach Carter was hot as hell...
Wait til you see his package on www.iballer.com
by Chexy February 6, 2005
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channin'

Another word for "stuntin." This word was formed in recognition of famous actor, Jackie Chan's stunts and awesome moves in all of his action movies--specifically a 1990's classic, "Rumble in the Bronx."
"Man, put on your stunner shades! Those are awesome!" --Sin
"I know man! I'm channin, aren't I?!!" --Kristina
"Dawg, those are so fly! Where did you get those channers?" --Alan
"Oh those channers are awesome. You're definitely channin', Kristina" --Ashley
"Oh, I can't help it! I chan every chance I get!" --Kristina
by kriSTUNKa! January 7, 2008
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