Chahra

she is sexy and gets all the boys she lovs . she is an Irish travler and weres lot of makeup to make her feell prety bc she ugly but sexy . she lik gals aswell bc she lebanese and lik Justin beber and dojo siwa

person1: lok that is Chahra
person2: did you hear she is lebanese
person1: no, I hope she lik mi
person2: no she lik mojo siwa like a boomerang

by smileyface_201 July 21, 2021

chairaplegic

The condition of temporarily losing feeling in both legs while taking a leisurely shit with reading material

That was a good meal, hand me the newspaper, I'm going to go get chairaplegic.

by Crockwave July 21, 2008

Chairaphilia

When having sex with a chair fulfills your every fantasy.

Like Necrophilia, but only Chairaphilia. Like "I want to have sex with my chair."

by Jak Meihoff January 12, 2010

Chairaplegic Claim

Legal/Medical Term for workers comp claim file by someone after experiencing temporary loss of feeling in both legs and or part of their ass after working several hours without movement.

Look at Mike…if he don’t get up and walk around a bit or at least rock back and forth he’s going to end up filing a Chairaplegic Claim and needing an assage chair

by big64 June 18, 2011

Chairaholic

When you don't let someone sit on a chair

Oi you Isabel why won't you let me sit on that chair. Your such a chairaholic

by Woohoo24 January 19, 2017

Chairanoia

Fear that the chair you are sitting on is going to crumble under the weight of your fat ass.

The cheap plastic lawn furniture gave him chairanoia so he opted to stand. Just because you're chairanoid, doesn't mean your chair isn't going to break.

by Benjin5 June 23, 2019

Chairaichu

A raichu in a chair.

Chairaichu

by dotdotdot... 69420 epic November 18, 2020