chatting neck 

chatting shit/bullshit, talking crap

ces your jus chatting neck

chatting neck by PavDiu October 26, 2006

chatting bear waffles 

When someone is talking rubbish about someone or something.

Yeah she was chatting bear waffles

chatting bear waffles by Justafunnygirl January 26, 2020

Chatting Rare 

This act occurs when someone suddenly contracts verbal diahorrea, and comes out with the most random of statements, or outlandish claims, involving nothing or nobody in the immediate vacinity. most likely when under the influence of general narcottics.

Richard(paraletic): Sleep the lug.
Koi(not so slaughtered): mate, wtf, you are chatting rare, lets get you home mate, kkb is closed!

Chatting Rare by Sherm` December 1, 2007

Chatting Scran 

chatting complete nonsenese

Adam said "I'm going to the gym" Ben said he was chatting scran

Chatting Scran by Bossko30 January 4, 2020

Chatting Shit 

Someone or something:
*lying.
*bending the truth.
*taking the piss.
*spreading rumours about close friends.

Chattin shit is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. If this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. A chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. "Self chat" occurs when a person chats shit about themselves, usually purposely

Examples of chatting shit include:
Heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
Shagging Fat birds.
Sexual deviances on the dance floor.
Urban Dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
Heppell: "lets go in this bar, its open till 2".
Basically Yeppell in general.
Rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
Steve chat.
Northy: "I just had sex outside amnesia!"
Northy: "I pulled 15 girls tonight"
Rich: "Here have our chips, you're crazy guys!"
Rich: "I'm gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper"

Chatting Shit by Beester January 20, 2006

chatting out of one's arsecrack 

To most this phrase seems unfamiliar until it is explained that this is the historical precursor to the frequently used and highly popular word chatinowtuvisarscruck, most commonly heard whilst urinating in the vicinity of a public house or bar. After decades of research, linguists have finally concluded that the genesis of this phrase dates back to 1654 when early missionaries discovered the small mid-pacific island known locally by the mutant inhabitants as Paaahrrrrumpiturrruumph, their erroneous DNA strands having caused each of their digestive-vocal systems to have formed backwards. In modern times, the phrase has become synonymous with the performances of the UK's one man freak show "David Cameron", who has yet to utter a single a word that has not been born from within his arse, as this is where his head is permanently lodged.

"I have reason to believe that the message one is currently attempting to convey may not be entirely true, or at least is to a significant degree fabricated. Therefore, I find it not disproportionately crass to assert that one is chatting out of one's arsecrack!"

chatting out of one's arsecrack by Jimmy Bob-Bob March 25, 2012

chatting down the china telephone

When drunk, being heard being sick down the toilet.

"Oh, is that Sam I can hear chatting down the china telephone?"

chatting down the china telephone by Fast Jonnie December 14, 2013