Used to describe something that is really good, usually a song. Sometimes used to describe somebody you think is good looking.
"Yo, listen to this song, it's a certified banger!"
Person 1: "Did you see that girl?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she was a certified banger for sure."
Person 1: "Did you see that girl?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she was a certified banger for sure."
by rereret December 2, 2010

by Kodak blacky boo September 8, 2017

A Certified Slap is a song that goes on your playlist for best rap songs ever. A Certified Slap consists of just dirty beats and the Hook is 2 Legit 2 quit. A Slap is known as a really good song, but a Certified Slap is just dirty. A Certified Slap is not played at places like LA BOOM. It is best to play a Certified Slap while driving hot bitches around in your car. Especially the freshmen who go to the all girls schools who are always horny as fuck for your sausegeeee.
by blakewhatabeast November 22, 2011

Someone who is creepy to an extent where creeping may as well be their profession. They have it down to a science.
by creepertarget November 14, 2011

by Certifiedexeh August 9, 2023

by MarcusTooSwaggy January 30, 2023

One who's viewed as overly negative and frequently complaining about everything. They never seem to be pleased, no matter the extravagance. They are viewed ugly from their outside circle based purely upon raw expressions. They admit to these properties and tote the title. Again, Viewed as. Not are.
by Shawtyshotmecuzelovedme January 1, 2022
