Ceramics

hemeroids. Rhyming Slang for arse grapes Ceramic Tiles = Piles

Jesus , ive been sat on that cold floor all day and me ceramics are fucking killing me

by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006

psycho ceramic

crack pot

you have to be mad to do that, he must have been psycho ceramic

by Kuje September 16, 2009

ceramic technician

A higher class name, given to those f the occupation of a dishpig, to be used on high class forms . . .

occupation: ceramic technician

by Anonmanomous June 10, 2007

Ceramophiliac

One who is arroused by the tactile sensation of buildings/statues on their genitals (more arroused than the average person is by ceramic-like structures i mean).

Fuckity McFucky Fuck Dave!! Get ur dick OUT of that wall you stupid ceramophiliac!!! Its a load bearing wall damnit or it will be when ur finished with it!!

by Seanilius February 2, 2006

Ceramic

Hand-thrown Projectile, used mainly in games such as Jenga.

Bob and Andy were having fun throwing ceramic bricks at one another, laughing happily as blood spurted from their foreheads.

by Melancholykills August 11, 2009

ceramophiliac

One who is arroused by the tactile sensation of buildings/statues (more than the average person is i mean).

Damn Dave, get ur dick OUT of that wall you stupid ceramophiliac!!! Dont u know its load bearing???

by Seanilius September 17, 2008

cerami

noun- someone who looks like a cyclops

Kid 1; What is wrong with that kids face its so deformed and shit.

Kid 2- That's a cerami he looks like a cyclops

by ceramrod November 9, 2010